There were 316 spoof news stories published in September 2022. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials
MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials. Instead of Making America Great Again they are Mulching America’s Gonads Aggressively! Mental-midgets Accelerating Grumpy Accusations…
Read full storyBritney Spears Is Still The Queen of Upskirt Shots
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - When it comes to explicit upskirt shots - no one can touch Britney Spears (no pun intended). The sultry singer was recently named by The Los Angeles Post-Gazette "The Celebrity Who Shows Her Beaver Crotch More Than Any…
Read full storyKing Charles III To Visit Russia And Try To Talk Some Sense Into President Putin Regarding The Russia-Ukraine War
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin. A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he…
Read full storyMan Watching the Fourth Season of Monty Python still hasn't laughed
Although they are revered for such comedy highlights as Fish Slapping Dance, Arthur Two Sheds Jackson, A Man With Three Buttocks and The Dead Parrot Sketch, Gary Johnson is yet to laugh at anything in the fourth series of Monty Python. 'It is drea…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Celebrity Satire) - Taylor Swift, who has had more hit songs than Budweiser has beer bottles, has just released her latest (soon-to-be-a-hit) song. Taylor who pens 97% of all of her songs, informed Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Y…
Read full storyThe FBI Raid On Mar-a-Lago Turned Up Dozens of Nude Photos of Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Entertainment Satire) - The FBI raid on Mar-a-Liar, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has pegged Trump The Traitor's home, has uncovered tons of illegal stuff that could land the Orange Blossom Special (Don Trump) in prison for up to 4…
Read full storyTaylor Swift's New Tay-Tay Designer String Bikini Panties Are Selling Like Hot Cakes
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel has has just stated that singer Taylor Swift's Designer String Bikini Panties have become the nation's biggest selling panties. Even four of the five Kardashian sisters hav…
Read full storyKim Kardashian's Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says She's Got The Hottest, Sexiest, Ass He Has Ever Seen
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - When it comes to getting ass, there is no celebrity who gets more than "Saturday Night Live" cast member Pete "The Meat" Davidson. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle, Pete is consider…
Read full storyWalmart Has Run Out of Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - (Celebrity Satire) - The largest retail store in the world, Walmart has just announced that it has run out of their number one selling item; The Stormy Daniels Designer String Bikini Panties. A rep for the Arkansas giant sa…
Read full storyThe United States Government Is Warning Its Citizens Not To Refill Plastic Water Bottles
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The World Health Federation (WHF) has issued a warning to the citizens of the United States regarding drinking water bottles that were manufactured in a plant in Kalamazoo, Michigan. An article which appeared in The Detro…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Raffles Off One of Her Bikini Swimsuits And Gives All of The Proceeds To The Beto O'Rourke Campaign.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump the estranged daughter of you-know-who (Cheeto Face) has just put up one of her favorite skimpy two-piece bikini swimsuits to be raffled to the highest bidder . Ivanka decided to raffle off her sexy bat…
Read full storyKim Kardasian and Her Boyfriend Pete Davidson To Star In The X-Rated Vampire Film, "The Castle of The Bloodsucking Nocturnal Nymphos"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - It is generally believed that Kim and Pete have become the happiest, hottest, power couple in America. The eldest of the five Kardashian girls is 41, and her boyfriend who is a member of "Saturday Night Live" is only 28…
Read full storyMadonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother." The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Continue Kicking Everyone's Ass In Major League Baseball
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Even with losing super star Carlos Correa to the Minnesota Twins, the high-flying Astros are still dominating the entire MLB. Sports writers from all over the nation, including Sports Bet Gazette scribe Zorro La Bamba a…
Read full storyA Notorious Al-Qaeda Spy Captured In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - According to The Humps News Agency the rumor that the infamous Al-Qaeda spy Al Farri Shakeen has been captured is in fact true. TH reported that the infamous spy was caught sitting in the drive-thru window…
Read full storyReally! What Does Senator Lindsey Graham Know About Pregnancy?
Really? What does Graham know? He introduced a 15-week ban on abortion. How many babies has Graham had? Has he ever been pregnant? Has he ever had a menstrual period? Did he ever have to choose between pads or tampons? He looks and sounds like he…
Read full storyCloning Money from a Drop of Oil
An exciting new discovery in cloning technology has been … discovered, ahem. Scientists love playing god, especially when working for Big money for Big corporations who demand Big results to make even more Big profits … They can clone a sheep in S…
Read full storyRolls Royce Is Recalling 73,902 Defective Automobiles
GOODWOOD, Engand - (UK Satire) - The British press is reporting that the Rolls Royce Co. of Britain is having one of the biggest automobile recalls in the company's history. Bathsheba Crispberger, 37, a spokesperson for Roll Royce, has stated that…
Read full storyIf you think I am bad, wait until the next one, says Liz Truss
Hello, Liz Truss here. You may remember me for my world-leading work on opening up Pork Markets in Beijing. You may also remember me for being judgemental about Cheese production. However, as I am now your Prime Minister, things are going to ch…
Read full storyIn 50 Years There will be no Underground in London
"In fifty years, there will be no underground transportation In London - due to Global Warming, " said Dr. Futuro - from his posh mansion in London during his daily Futuro - Scope podcast. “I myself am selling out and buying a mansion outside Bir…
Read full storyHoopty Dreams - in Cars
We are not laughing with you, sir. We gaze at you with mock awe. Your Honda with the oversized muffler and “spoiler” looks and sounds like a septuagenarian musician who “almost made it”. OR, or you are laughing at yourself, which is a quality I c…
Read full storyThe Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In
NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues. Buck Yazoo, senior writer for…
Read full storyTruss crashes the economy
Never before in the field of human history has a new leader destroyed a country's economy so quickly and so not deliberately. The nearest comparison would be when Basilius the Incontinent became Emperor in Byzantium in 845 and used the city's entire…
Read full storyThe CIA Says The State of Wyoming Will Have To Reverse All of The Votes Cast For Trump
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (US Satire) - President Biden has received and read the CIA report on voting irregularities found in Wyoming regarding the 2020 Presidential Election count. A spokesperson for the CIA stated that GOP members who were on the Wyo…
Read full storyCoffey Anyone?
Now THAT'S the picture of health! The brand spankin’ new Deputy PM (so that means if Truss gets trussed, Coffey takes over the entire country? Wow!) Out with the old, in with the … coffey. (Try not to look at her rightside-up … better to have t…
Read full storyThe Oldest Tree In The World May Have To Be Chopped Down
BEAVER LIPS, Oregon - (Satire News) - The oldest living tree in the world may have to be chopped down. The tree which is named "El Grande Guapo Arbol," is located in Oregon's famed Gusano Feo National Park. According to the nation's leading ex…
Read full storyEngland's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Loves To Relax In a Baby Doll Gown and Read Her Text Messages
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss sat down with BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle and had a nice, quaint, little British chit chat. The prime minister said that she had no idea how much tea was consumed by the staff at 10 Downing Stree…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Talks Openly About Her Addiction To Sex
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress Elizabeth Hurley flew into the "Big Apple" to film a commercial for Cinderella Glow-In-The-Dark Pantiliners. Miss Hurley, who at the age of 57, still can put erections in the crotches of most r…
Read full storyA Team of American Explorers Have Discovered The Largest Volcano On Record At The South Pole
SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH POLE - (Satire News) - The Bravisimo Network is reporting that the famed American exploring team of Bettabicker and Fernandez has just discovered the largest volcano in history. The team of explorers came upon the volcano, w…
Read full storyA Sexy Transwomen From The Left Coast Says Trump Wants Her To Have His Baby
TOPANGA CANYON, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has stated that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump (alias The Sexual Predator) has had many rendezvous' with a very good-looking transgender woman from Rancho Cucamonga named Melody Vixon, 29…
Read full storyThe Slammer Is Closing In On Trump
It had to happen! It reaches a point when lies, distortions, accusations, jealousy, and envy no longer work. Caught with his pants down, Trump and his gang are stuck. What to do? Attorney General Merrick Garland is very slowly turning the wheels o…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Addresses The Lesbian Rumors (Yet Again)
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole spoke with the 30-year-old singer at a local Burger Bandit Restaurant. It's no secret that just in the past two years, Demi has spent hundreds of hours in sessions with…
Read full storyThe People of Cambodia Are Extremely Concerned About An Impending Earthquake
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - The Jungle Times News Agency of Cambodia has informed the Cambodian citizens that The Cambodian Weather Guild has put out that experts are fearful of an impending earthquake that could be quite devastating. The CWG notes tha…
Read full storyU.S. Must Now Kow-Tow To Red China's Chinatown Demand
Mainland China has demanded that Americans not enter San Francisco's Chinatown as they have claimed that it is politically a part of China. A spokesman for the government of Xi Jinping has warned that because it is populated with people of Chinese de…
Read full storyGod Likes Pussy, But Not Head
Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…
Read full storyTrump the FAPR
Hands up, baby, hands up … you know that song. Good when on a tropical vacation, but Trump’s supporters are really getting into their vacation mode. From one finger raised, to all four, fingers held tightly together, arm slanted at a forty-five degre…
Read full storyThe Secret Life of NFL Players and NFL Cheerleaders (Sex Romps and Sexcapades)
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - There is very secretive world that goes on behind the scenes of the National Football League. According to Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti, who spent two years as a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys, she reve…
Read full storyEgyptian Burial Tomb Found in Israel - The Egyptians Used to Own the Place
An Egyptian Burial tomb, with lots of exotic goodies, has been found not far from Tel Aviv - near the ocean. Long before the Jews, the Egyptians owned Israel, called by some other other name. The mayor of Jerusalem had to send Egypt yearly tribut…
Read full storyCanadians Get Day Off For Queen's Funeral, But...
Ottawa, Canada - Canadians, being royal subjects of the Queen, or what-have-you, got the day off to mourn the Queen's funeral. But in order to get the day off, you had to line up for an hour—for a fake coffin. "We feel that's the appropriate lengt…
Read full storyNew Nazi EVERYTHING for Trump’s Amerika
When a criminal gets caught, but still awaits prison, he gets desperate. Trump is rambling at his rallies, dementia setting in, his brain confused, thinking he’ll remain free. Don Junior is snorting more coke than ever and sounding as panicky and dem…
Read full storyBarron Trump’s Bizarre Porn Collection
During the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago, the 16-year-old son of Trump, Barron (not to be confused with Donald’s fake passport name), had a few things to hide, but only some of it unexpected. What would anyone find in the bedroom of any 16-year-old boy…
Read full storyCheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
Read full storyDanica Patrick Reveals Her and Aaron Rodgers Favorite Sexual Position
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR queen Danica Patrick recently talked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and talk got around to sex. Danica said that Aaron (Green Bay Packers quarterback) is without a doubt the be…
Read full storyAccording To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
Read full storyBritish PM Lizzy Truss Says She'll Talk About Anything Except For Her Extramarital Affair With Mark Field
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new British Prime Minister Liz Truss has let the UK and world news media know that she has nothing to hide, so she will agree to answer any question as long as it does not involve the extramarital love affair she had with B…
Read full storyGinni Thomas Lies and Says That The Fact That She Is Way Overweight Clouded Her 2020 Presidential Election Results Reasoning
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is black, testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. As many reputable national publications have stated…
Read full storyThe BBC Has Just Announced That Queen Elizabeth Hated Donald Trump As Much As Simon Cowell Hates His Hemorrhoids
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC has reported that her majesty, the queen, disliked, and actually hated the evil, treasonous traitor known as Donald Trump with a huge passion. In fact, Prince Charles informed the BBC that his mum hated the hate-spew…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Leaves Her Fox Hunting Horse (Buffy) To Her Eldest Grandson Prince William
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
Read full storyMary Elizabeth Truss Is The New Prime Minister of The United Kingdom And The British Ladies Are Thrilled
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The United Kingdom has a new prime minister, or prime mistress, as they are referred to in Iceland. The new leader of the British Conservative Party is Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss (MEAT) and the ladies of Great Britain are po…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Prince Charles Spotted At a Camel Toe Music Concert
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of England's top heavy metal bands, Camel Toe, had two very special individuals in the audience at their recent sold out concert at Wembley Stadium. Queen Elizabeth and her son Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales, sat…
Read full storyA Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Talks Candidly About The Charges That She's A Russian KGB Spy
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Candace "Candy" Nippovich, has been cheering for the Dallas Cowboys for two years. Her boss Cowboys owner Jerry Jones recently told Sportapalooza Sports writer Pia Confetti, that not only is she one of the prettiest and…
Read full storyAll Hail The Tampon King
How to protest in the Year of Our Satan, 2022. You don’t. You don’t have the right to because politicians today and yesterday made new laws to prevent you from heckling them, telling them they are pieces of shit, repeating their sins and crimes…
Read full storyThe British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
LONDON - (UK Satire) - 10 Downing Street reports that Great Britain's most largest and most powerful aircraft carrier, The HMS Big Ben, is streaming towards the Black Sea to aid Ukraine in their war against the invading Russian forces of President Pu…
Read full storyDolly Parton Writes Song About How She Used to Be Poor Before She Was a Billionaire
Dolly Parton may be a successful country singer, successful and megarich, but she hasn’t forgotten her childhood in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. That’s the message she wants to convey in her music. Dolly explained a little bit about how her…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…
Read full storyMadame Tussaud's Wax Museum Reports That The Queen Elizabeth Wax Figure Is Missing
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Scotland Yard is reporting that the Madame Tussaud's Museum wax figure of her majesty, Queen Elizabeth has apparently been stolen. Reporter Ginger Beer with The Bees Knees News Agency stated that a museum security guard appa…
Read full storySixteen-Year-Old, 6-Foot-5-Inch Tall Barron Trump's Goal Is To One Day Play In The NBA
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Barron Trump is nothing like his ignorant, stupid, racist father, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump. Barron who stands 6-foot-5 towers over his father who says he's 6-foot-2, but is actually 5-foot-10. Melania, who is…
Read full storyCamilla Parker Bowles Says When She Was A Little Girl She Dreamed of One Day Being Married To a King
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker has said that now that her husband Charles, has just been crowned King Charles, there is no woman in the entire universe who is happier than her. And her new Royal title is now, Camilla, Queen Consort…
Read full storyThe Sexy Svelte Danica Patrick Wins The Chattanooga 400 Southern Comfort Race
CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee – (Sports Satire) - The Turnstile Review has just stated that the “Queen of NASCAR,” Danica Patrick beat out a field of 42 race car drivers to capture the coveted Chattanooga 400 Southern Comfort Race. TR writer Buckaroo Kaz…
Read full storyThe BBC Reports That Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson May Be Moving To The United States
LONDON - (UK News) - The BBC is reporting that word out of 10 Downing Street is that former Prime Minister Boris Johnson is seriously contemplating moving to the US, now that he is no longer the UK prime minister. An unnamed source inside the Brit…
Read full storyThe 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Captures One Of Russia's Top Ranking Generals
SHUSTKA, Ukraine - (UK Satire) - England's 889th Supreme Liverpool Artillery Regiment has defeated Russia's 13th Kremlin Infantry Guard Regiment at The Battle of Shustka. An embedded London Daily Informer reporter with the British troops reported…
Read full storyThe Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop's Number 1 Seller Is The Queen Elizabeth On A Fox Hunt Bobblehead Doll
LONDON - (UK News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart has just stated that the top selling item in the Buckingham Palace Souvenir Shop is the bobblehead doll that depicts her majesty, the queen, sitting on her favorite horse, "Buffy," while on…
Read full storyThe New British Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Naming Prince Charles To Be The Ambassador To Russia
LONDON - (UK News) - Prime Minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa "Liz" Truss told her majesty, Queen Elizabeth that her son, Charles is on the short list of names that she is considering to be the ambassador to Russia. PM Truss said that she knows the Pri…
Read full storyWill Adrian Dunbar ever sing the Birdie song on Ridley?
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again. You are probably used to my little nonsensical articles in the Parish notices by now, and if not why not? Anyway, I was watching Detective Inspector Ted Hastings in his new documentary about life in the Police Fo…
Read full storyMcDonalds Announces That To Honor Queen Elizabeth They Are Adding The McQueenburger To Their Food Menu
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The powers that be at the McDonalds Corp. have just announced that they will be adding a new food item; The McQueenburger to honor one of the greatest monarchs in recent history, Queen Elizabeth. The new bur…
Read full storyThe New Prime Minister of England, Liz Truss, Will Be Appearing In a Commercial For McDonalds
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of 10 Downing Street in London, state that Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss will be appearing in a commercial for the largest fast food franchise in the world; McDonalds. Lizzy, as her husband, her two daughte…
Read full storyPresident Biden's Blood Red Speech
Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most signifi…
Read full storyDonald Trump Junior Appointed Special Master By Trump Appointed Judge Aileen Cannon
Donald Trump Jr. had ample free time and was not shooting and killing any elephants or giraffes in Africa. Yes, he was available and could quickly identify all of his father's documents in one fast snap. Like boom! "Done!" said Judge Aileen Cannon…
Read full storyThe FBI Says Many Members of The Proud Boys Who Were Involved In The Jan. 6 Assault On The Capitol Are Members of Communist Organizations
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The Drive Thru News Agency, thousands of the members of the Proud Boys, who terroristically assaulted the nation's Capitol on Jan. 6, on the Trumpturd's command, are actually members of the far right, extr…
Read full storyKing Chuck vs. The Pen
The pen is still mightier than the sword, as displayed by King Chuck (thank you for that name, it makes comedy so much easier), who is already having a terrible time related to pens. First, the ink pot that refused to move itself when he was about…
Read full storyAnd Yet Again, Another European War
Not again! Holy fuck, Europe, will you please stop! The world got sucked into two of your major wars, plus a few smaller hellish nightmares … when we you people move? You’re becoming neighbors who won’t turn down your radios after ten o’clock – m…
Read full storyAlabama Leads The Nation In Roadkill
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The US Department of Information has just stated that the southern state of Alabama leads the nation in incidents of roadkill (animals). A spokesperson for the USDI stated that since Alabama has lots of highwa…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Promises That He Will Be The Best King In The History of Kings
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, was interviewed by information guru Piers Morgan, and he stated that he promises the people of the United Kingdom, that he plans on being the best king in the history of kings. The new royal monarch said th…
Read full storyThe Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service Has Been Voted The Best In The USA
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk, one of the leading info shows in the US, has just informed the public that Austin's Woman's Touch R-Rated Maid Service now has the distinction of being "The Best Maid Service in America." The ow…
Read full storyPutin Puzzled By Losses in Ukraine
Vladimer Pootin was found yesterday sitting on the floor of his office in the Kremlin playing with his toy plastic soldiers. "This isk wrong what they say about my military operations, is isk still perrfect!", he babbled over and over as he dismember…
Read full storyRussia's Putin Annexes Texas
Vladimir Putin has pronounced from a podium while standing on a chair that he has annexed Texas. Propelled by his annexation of Ukraine territory, he decided to include Texas, and why not? It's only a paper deal. It isn't as though Texans will start…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Donate $65,000 To Ukraine's War Effort
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just written that not only are the 36 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders the prettiest and sexiest cheerleaders in all of sports, but they are also the most generous. Confetti noted that Jer…
Read full storyNina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
Read full storyThe State of Colorado Has Just Voted To Ban Donald Trump From Ever Entering The State
DENVER, Colorado - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that the Colorado Senate has voted 91 to 4, with 5 abstentions to prohibit the former Golfer-in-Chief from ever setting foot in the Rocky Mountain State. The vote…
Read full storyFlordia Governor De Santis to Ban all Books about the Civil War - 'They Mention Slavery'
Gov, de Santis in his Dictatorial way of ruling Florida - is going to ban all books about the Civil war from Florida Schools. "It is still controversial on who won the War - and they invariably bring in Slavery of Blacks as a main reason for the…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that her majesty did not especially care for the wife (Meghan Markle) of her grandson Prince Harry. And the fact that according to the True Dat News Agency, QE left her entire collection of 4,738 hats to Megha…
Read full storyCooking with Crack
Hello, God-loving people around the world, this is Suzie X, the Radical Cook, here to show you some happy new ways to use crack in every day foods. Oh golly, sure, those Republicans like to attack Hunter Biden for all his dirty habits (like they d…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Favorite Keurig Tea Maker To Her BFF Piers Morgan
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger Newspaper has revealed that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, who was an avid tea drinker, left her favorite gold-plated Keurig Tea Maker to her best friend, Piers Morgan. Morgan is considered to be…
Read full storyWebsites Still Want Your Feedback
A website that you ordered something from three months still wants your feedback. The shoelaces that you bought once, and have not thought about since, arrived quickly and were well packaged, but the website is so needy that it needs your approval…
Read full storyThoroughbred Racing World Magazine Names Bob Baffert The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The quintessential horse racing publication, Thoroughbred Racing Magazine has just named trainer Bob "The Silver Fox" Baffert "The Horse Racing World's Man of The Year." Baffert has trained more thoroughbre…
Read full storyThe Detroit Lions Reveal Their New More Appropriate Uniform Colors
DETROIT - (Satire News) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just issued a report that the Detroit Lions of the NFL, after over nine decades, have decided to change the colors of their uniforms. Team owner, Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, spoke with Zorro La…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth's Intimate Tattoo Is Revealed
LONDON - (UK News) - After five decades, her majesty's intimate tattoo has finally been revealed. Tickety Boo News writer Grover Buck broke the story, which he says has been verified by the queen's BFF, Piers Morgan. Buck made it known that QE got…
Read full storyLiz Truss is Hiding in the Fridge
Following a monumentally bad week, even by modern conservative standards, British Prime Minister Liz Truss has spent the past few days hiding in a fridge. The purveyor of Beijing Pork Markets, who has changed her political affiliations more than D…
Read full storyPresident Biden Tells Crybaby Trump That If a Hurricane Hits Mar-a-Lago Not To Ask Him For Aid
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…
Read full storyNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong-un To Visit Buckingham Palace During The Christmas Holidays
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace has just put out the official word, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un will visit Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace during the Christmas holidays. Palace spokesperson Nigel Piccadilly stated tha…
Read full storyCharity Smokescreen for Bannon and Me
What are charities good for? Helping people? When did people really like helping people? Fuck people – gimmee money! Steve Bannon doesn’t want to help anyone but himself – which he did ($20,000 monthly, and a $100,000 upfront payment for Trump to…
Read full storyThe FBI Wants To Know What The Hell 34 Gold Bars From Fort Knox Where Doing Stashed Underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's Bed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The United States FBI is very interested in finding out what 34 gold bars from The Fort Knox Gold Depository were doing stashed underneath Eric "Goofy" Trump's bed at the Trump family Mar-a-Liar complex. The agen…
Read full storyPrince William and Prince Harry Have Not Spoken In 4 Months As Their Royal Brother Feud Continues
LONDON - (UK News) - The two sons of Prince Charles and the late Princess Di, William and Harry have not talked to each other in over 120 days. The royal bros, as Ricky Gervais calls them, are both acting like little girls instead of like grown me…
Read full storyThe CIA Now Says That Donald Trump Could Be Sentenced to 69 Years In Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just stated that with all of the illegal shit that Old Shitface (aka Trump) pulled, he could very easily end up being sentenced to 69 years in prison. An unnamed FBI agent said that just the treasonou…
Read full storyThe Buckingham Palace Doctor Says That The Queen's Recent Fall May Necessitate Her Getting a Full Hysterectomy
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The queen was recently treated for injuries she sustained when she fell off her horse during a recent fox hunt at Windsor Castle. At first the official Buckingham Palace physician Dr. Winthrop Pillfello, stated that the quee…
Read full storyHillary Clinton Finally Speaks Up - Lock The No Good, Racist Traitor Trump UP!!!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just printed that Hillary Clinton has finally come out and hit the racist, predatorial, pussy grabber (Trump) in his tiny little toddler balls. Hillary, who is a thousand times t…
Read full storyThe BBC Reports That PM Liz Truss Has Just Commissioned The Building of The UK Aircraft Carrier, "The King Charles III"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The senior reporter with the BBC, Tyrus Bottomfiddle, recently chatted with PM Liz Truss in her office at 10 Downing Street. The new prime minister told Bottomfiddle that she is enjoying every minute of leading Europe's numb…
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Pub rockers Liquorice Allsorts realised that during their gig at The Toad and The Wet Sprocket pub, they should have left crowd-pleasing epic The Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy until later in the set. The group's lead singer Wayne Hemingway s…
Read full storyPakistan Want Reparation Money from Rich Countries Causing Global Warming
Why doesn't Pakistan start with Rich Saudi Arabia and Rich Kuwait who are pumping all the oil causing Global Warming? And by the way - these Rich Islamic countries have given no Aid during the huge floods currently covering Pakistan. Iran a…
Read full storyHurricane Ian, The Most Powerful Hurricane In History, Hit The North Pole As a Category 2
THE NORTH POLE - (Satire News) - The US Federation of Weather reports that Hurricane Ian, named after writer Ian Fleming, the writer of the James Bond franchise, pounded the North Pole with 107-mph winds. Ian scattered tons and tons of snow and mo…
Read full storyRussian Comedy is a Dostoevsky Joke
There’s a wonderful Monty Python sketch where two office workers are busy at their work, facing each other across their desks. In the short background is a wide window. Other office workers on higher floors are killing themselves (due to a depression…
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