MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Entertainment Satire) - The FBI raid on Mar-a-Liar, as comedian Zydeco Dupree has pegged Trump The Traitor's home, has uncovered tons of illegal stuff that could land the Orange Blossom Special (Don Trump) in prison for up to 41 years.
A federal agent, who said to call him Marshal Matt Dillon, said that the "Raiders" also found underneath Trump's bed dozens and dozens, and hundreds of nude and naked photos of several women.
Some of these females include Ann Coulter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks.
Marjorie has confirmed that the nude photos are indeed her.
Ann Coulter says that the pix were photoshopped. And Hope Hicks did a Trumpster Crapola Fuckism by saying that she does not know Trump, nor has she ever met the racially, predatorial, pussy grabber.
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