Elizabeth Hurley Talks Openly About Her Addiction To Sex

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Thursday, 1 September 2022


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Donald Trump recently admitted to Greg Gutfeld that he has wet dreams about Lizzy.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The beautiful actress Elizabeth Hurley flew into the "Big Apple" to film a commercial for Cinderella Glow-In-The-Dark Pantiliners.

Miss Hurley, who at the age of 57, still can put erections in the crotches of most red-blooded American men, doesn't look a day over 36.

Hurley told Armada Aquatina, with The Cosmos News Service that she has always watched her figure by trying out various types of current state-of-the-art diets.

The stunningly gorgeous Brit says that at the present time she maintains her girlish figure thanks to the Amiga Y Amigo Avocado-Tuna Fish Diet.

Miss Aquatina asked Liz about the rumor that she is addicted to sex.

Hurley giggled, took a bite out of her avocado-tuna fish sandwich, and said that she is not embarrassed to admit that yes, she loves to get boinked, 2 to 4 times a day.

Liz noted that without a doubt the very best lover that she has ever had is Hugh Grant, whom she came very close to marrying.

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