GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - NASCAR queen Danica Patrick recently talked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and talk got around to sex.
Danica said that Aaron (Green Bay Packers quarterback) is without a doubt the best lover that she has ever had.
She noted that he just seems to know which of her bodily buttons to push to make her feel like her body is going through a fireworks ritual.
Danica revealed that her and Aaron's favorite position is the one they call the "Omaha Position."
"Which is what?" Miss Bazooka asked.
Miss Patrick stated that the two get in bed al-fresco and she bends over and he gets behind her and he'll call out 19-43-13-OMAHA!
And BINGO their creative sexual juices start flowing and they end up in a sexual bliss that cannot even be described.
