During the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago, the 16-year-old son of Trump, Barron (not to be confused with Donald’s fake passport name), had a few things to hide, but only some of it unexpected.
What would anyone find in the bedroom of any 16-year-old boy anywhere in the world? (Look under the bed, under the underwear in the underwear drawer, and between the mattresses).
Porn! A fuckload of porn!
I didn’t even know they still had porn magazines, but man oh man did Barron have quite a collection! (He had a big bed, lots of hiding space). Old and new, wrinkled magazines, most stained, some showing pregnant nannies from the Philippines and other stuff showing Muslim women in Saudi Arabia wearing nothing but a noose while being stoned. Holy fuck! But it ain’t illegal.
But there was other material – also not illegal, just very weird and creepy – that made the FBI raise its collective eyebrows.
Photos of mommy Melania. Naked, almost naked, in bikinis and lingerie, eating hot dogs in a suggestive manner, lying on a bear skin rug while covered in bananas … it goes on.
And the even more bizarre part of the bizarre material … there was found a lot – I mean A LOT – of semen on every picture of mommy.
(And that’s why Sophocles and Oedipus are still relevant even today. Freud is laughing at his haters in his grave right now.)
There are all the puzzle pieces, you put them together. Then vomit as the mood takes you.
