HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia."
The movie will star Nina Dobrev as Desdemona the Countess of Cuntavia, Kim Kardashian as Brianna the Seductress Sorceress of Scrotumonia, and Sofia Vergara as the Exotic Empress of Empanadas.
The film will star a total of 13 actresses and only one actor; Bradley Cooper, who will portray Bruce The Milquetoast Manicurist of Mammagramland.
LaLaLand Daily noted that the movie will be shot on location at The La Brea Tar Pits, Yankee Stadium, Yellowstone National Park, and Georgia's Zsa Zsa Gabor Swamp.