The Top 10 List of The Favorite US Venues That The Rolling Stones Have Performed In

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 September 2022

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Mick Jagger is 79, Keith Richards is 78, Ronnie Wood is 75, and Charlie Watts was 80, when he passed away.

NEW YORK CITY (Satire News) - Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just compiled a list of coliseums, arenas, and stadiums in the United States that Mick Jagger and The Rolling Stones stated are their favorite all-time venues.

Buck Yazoo, senior writer for Yippee Ki-Yay Magazine had the pleasure and honor of speaking with the amazing 79-year-old lead singer of the the band that many just simply call "The Stones."

Yazoo was astounded to learn that Mick and the chaps have been playing their rock 'n' roll music for almost 60 years!

THE TOP TEN US VENUES THAT THE ROLLING STONES HAVE PLAYED


1. THE VOODOO ARENA - New Orleans. Louisiana
2. THE COWBOY BRITCHES AUDITORIUM - Green River, Wyoming
3. THE CARAMBA COLISEUM - East Los Angeles, California
4. THE TEN GALLON HAT CONVENTION CENTER - Dallas, Texas
5. THE CARBURETOR COLISEUM, Detroit, Michigan
6. THE BEER SUDS ARENA - Milwaukee, Wisconsin
7. THE AL CAPONE COMMEMORATIVE COLISEUM, Chicago, Illinois
8. THE SOONER OR LATER ARENA, Tulsa, Oklahoma
9. THE CROP ROTATION CONVENTION CENTER - Waterloo, Iowa
10. THE MARILYN MONROE UPSKIRT ARENA, Hollywood, California

NOTE: Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine noted that Jagger said of all the venues, the Stones like The Al Capone Coliseum in Chicago the best because they hired the Texas-based motorcycle Club, The Bandidos to work security.

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