What are charities good for? Helping people? When did people really like helping people? Fuck people – gimmee money!
Steve Bannon doesn’t want to help anyone but himself – which he did ($20,000 monthly, and a $100,000 upfront payment for Trump to pretend to build a wall – I guess if Mexico DID pay for it, Bannon would be free?), so he’s back in cuffs.
So the moral of this story is that if you want to steal money, start a charity. It looks like you’re doing something nice, but that’s just the smokescreen. The oldest play in the book. Jared did it too, maybe some more of Trump’s inner circle? Do they have control of more charities? Maybe the FBI should look into that?
Naturally, this makes my suspicious of UNICEF, the Red Cross, Doctors Without Borders, Greenpeace, and others. Those hippy bastards! Where are they funneling donations? Into whose Swiss bank accounts? And why can’t I get me some ‘o that?
Save the whales? Fuck the whales – swimming around, doing nothing, minding their own business with only Norway, the Faroe Islanders, and Japan still harpooning the loveable teddy bears of the sea!
Arrrrrg! I think I’ll start a charity. A Gofundme (isn’t that what these things really are?) Maybe a FansOnly (same thing). So many ways to get free money, and I was completely ignoring the obvious charity bullshit angle. Those charities mentioned above have been getting away with theft for years, and people actually supported them!
And so can you!
Be like Bannon, and say dumbass shit like “I haven’t yet begin to fight” as they perp-walk you down a long echoing hallway …
Remember: money is more important than everything else … like who you voted for and continue to support despite going to jail more than once for being his buddy. Will Bannon be forced to give back the money? Well now, let’s not be ridiculous. It’ll be waiting in Switzerland for when he gets out and parties with Trump in Russia.
