LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin.
A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he can use his English know-how to get Putin to realize that all he is doing is acting like a spoiled, rotten fucked up little whining bitch.
Piers Morgan who was King Charles' mum BFF, has noted that Charlie, as Brit comic Ricky Gervais calls him, has a better chance of getting Vlads to see the damn, fooking light, as they say in Manchester.■
