NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel has has just stated that singer Taylor Swift's Designer String Bikini Panties have become the nation's biggest selling panties.
Even four of the five Kardashian sisters have gone out and bought the sexy underwear that VP Kamala Harris has said are the most damn comfortable panties that she has ever worn.
Other fans of the Tay Tay undies are Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, Ivanka Trump, Kate Gosselin, Ariana Grande, and RuPaul.
Miss Garfunkel stated that the amazing panties are manufactured in Bombay, India, using the finest silk known to man.
