MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Barron Trump is nothing like his ignorant, stupid, racist father, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Barron who stands 6-foot-5 towers over his father who says he's 6-foot-2, but is actually 5-foot-10.
Melania, who is estranged from the Toxic Trump (aka DJT) says that little Barron has more class in one of his ear lobes than her asshole "Husbandt," has in his entire 349½ pound body of whale blubber.
According to Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti, Barron's dream is to one day play in the NBA.
Barron is being tutored by none other than LeBron James, who just happens to be Barron's mother's boyfriend.
