President Biden's Blood Red Speech

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 3 September 2022

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"Hey, there?"

Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most significant nuclear facility in Europe is about to explode.

But critics question the background shades of red during Biden's speech about Democracy.

The speech was about the threatened destruction of Democracy by supporters of the twice impeached Donald Trump. Trump insists he won the 2020 election. He also insists on overturning the 2020 election.

Democracy is the basis of the United States government. The people vote. Like maybe that is important?

The background color during Biden's speech faded to pink on CNN. The color remains blood red on MSNBC and other networks. So why did CNN fade to pinkish?

It's a conspiracy and censorship! Gotcha! CNN is protecting Biden by fading to pink.

Folks, they were trying to simulate the color of the stars and stripes. The white was missing. Did anyone hear what Biden said?

What color underwear was Biden wearing? No underwear? He spoke about whatever and was in commando style.

"It's un-American!"

"Why were those two Marines standing in the background? Kind of Hitler-ish."

Say it ain't so, Joe. Did you go commando while making a speech about Democracy?

At least he didn't come out riding his bicycle.

Maybe next time.

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