NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother."
The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit.
Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently did a story on the singer who cannot stand that she is no longer a relevant entity in the music world.
De Gallo noted that Madonna was to have performed at a concert in Hackensack, New Jersey, but it was cancelled because only 27 tickets were sold, and the arena has 23,000 seats.
Madonna blamed it on the hurricane, but the nearest hurricane was thousands of miles away off the coast of Africa.
SIDENOTE: As de Gallo spoke with the bitterish singer, he noticed that the 64-year-olds hands look like the hands of a woman who is into her high 80's.
