HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - When it comes to explicit upskirt shots - no one can touch Britney Spears (no pun intended).
The sultry singer was recently named by The Los Angeles Post-Gazette "The Celebrity Who Shows Her Beaver Crotch More Than Any Star In The Entertainment Business."
Writer Fargo Windmill recently spoke with Miss Spears at an In N Out patio in Hacienda Heights, California.
Windmill asked her if she enjoys showing off her beaver (muffin) to the admiring public.
Britney took a bite out of her double meat cheeseburger, smiled, and replied, "Well Fargo, are the La Brea Tar Pits full of tar, are their pineapples in Hawaii, and Is the Trumpturd fatter than a fucking volcano?"
SIDENOTE: Brit giggled, touched her groin region, and smiled like the Kansas cat that swallowed the Kentucky canary.
