Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles Spotted At a Camel Toe Music Concert

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 3 September 2022

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"Charlie and I loved watching Camel Toe - The lads rock!" -QUEEN ELIZABETH

LONDON - (Satire News) - One of England's top heavy metal bands, Camel Toe, had two very special individuals in the audience at their recent sold out concert at Wembley Stadium.

Queen Elizabeth and her son Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales, sat in the audience and both cheered on the fab band as if mom and son were British teenagers.

Camel Toe lead singer, Bartholemew Spiffy, who is Mick Jagger's step-grandson introduced the two royals and the crowd went crazy with excitement.

The band which hails from Wimbledon, was recently named "The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year," by the prestigious music publication, The British Music Scene Magazine.

The band performed all of their hit songs, including their biggest hit, which was penned by famed UK lyricist, Bernie Taupin, "I 'ad Her Knickers Off Her Sweet Liverpudlian Ass a Mere 7 Minutes Into Our First Date."

Other songs that were enjoyed by the crowd were "Sucking On Her Baps Always Puts A Bloomin' Smile On Me Face," "Bite Me Bird," and "Oops I Smoked Another Joint Again."

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