Demi Lovato Addresses The Lesbian Rumors (Yet Again)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 September 2022

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Madonna once wanted to have a sex romp with her but Demi told her she's not into wrinkles, cellulite, or stretch marks.

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole spoke with the 30-year-old singer at a local Burger Bandit Restaurant.

It's no secret that just in the past two years, Demi has spent hundreds of hours in sessions with therapists, psychiatrists, and even three voodoo women from Louisiana.

Demi is currently working on her latest album, which is tentatively titled, "Demi's Damn Demons Suck."

One of the songs on the album was co-written by Lovato and ex-Beatle Paul McCartney and is titled, "Boinking Down At The La Brea Tar Pits."

For many years Demi has been plagued by rampant rumors that she is lesbionic, meaning she has sex romps with girls.

Demi recently told Miss San Guacamole that although she likes the softness, the smoothness, and the femininity of women, she still actually prefers peckerinos.

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