LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new British Prime Minister Liz Truss has let the UK and world news media know that she has nothing to hide, so she will agree to answer any question as long as it does not involve the extramarital love affair she had with British shadow minister Mark Field; while both were (and are still) married.
Truss said that she'll gladly talk about the UK's involvement in aiding the Ukrainian troops and people, she'll talk about the new ingredients being put in crumpets, and she'll even talk about Cheryl Cole, who was just named by The London Dispatch Messenger Newspaper as "The Sexiest Prime Minister On The Face of The Earth."
Meanwhile, Lizzy's ex-lover told Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck that there is still a certain portion of his male anatomy that still misses the hot, sexy, sensuously erotic Brit bird (chick).
