There were 224 spoof news stories published in March 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Harry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!

Harry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!

"Harry 'the Bastard' Windsor has avenged the Paris Betrayal He is the Ginger Wolf! The King in the North of LA! The King in the North LA!" Was the chant from California that announced that Prince Harry has laid down the gauntlet to the British Royal…

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Funny story: Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

Germany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots

BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…

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Funny story: Liverpool To Have Anfield Torn Down

Liverpool To Have Anfield Torn Down

It may have been the site of some of the greatest moments in English club football history since 1892, with an astonishing nineteen league titles, but Liverpool's once-impregnable fortress of Anfield no longer strikes fear into the hearts of the oppo…

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Funny story: Introverts Society Endorses Continued Lockdowns

Introverts Society Endorses Continued Lockdowns

Citing concerns that even “double-masking” as recommended by NIAID Director, Dr. Anthony Fauci, may not be fully effective in preventing the spread of the pesky flu-like bug known as COVID-19, Inner World Introverts Society issued a statement endorsi…

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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby That It Was Hoped They Would Raise

Wolves Eat Baby That It Was Hoped They Would Raise

Reports from Burnley are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods, but, against all logic, ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a knitted pink bobble hat, traces of blood, and ch…

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Funny story: National Guard Waited For Three Hours

National Guard Waited For Three Hours

On January 6, the National Guard was made to wait three hours before being given the green light to move and protect the Capitol. House and Senate members were made to wait, barricaded behind doors, fearing for their lives, hiding from the invading T…

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Funny story: Man Got Spunk In His Eye

Man Got Spunk In His Eye

A man who is a confirmed habitual masturbator has told friends on social media of a recent incident in which an overzealous tug resulted in an 'unexpected outcome', when a blob of semen spurted out of his Jap's Eye into a corresponding orifice on his…

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Funny story: San Diego Zoo Apes React Unexpectedly To COVID-19 Jab

San Diego Zoo Apes React Unexpectedly To COVID-19 Jab

The nine apes at San Diego Zoo that were given shots of a COVID-19 vaccine, have responded in a totally unexpected manner, it has been reported, with several of them managing to blurt out the word 'No'. Five orangutans and four chimpanzees were gi…

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Funny story: Liverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders

Liverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders

Liverpool blundering goalkeeper Alisson is again in the news this morning, not for his error-strewn performances between the sticks, but, according to his girlfriend, for several Alzheimers-like howlers at home. The hapless Brazilian has been at t…

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Funny story: Man Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday

Man Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday

We all know 'that Monday morning feeling', that general detestable loathing at the start of a new week at work which, after a relaxing weekend spent at home or doing some other pleasant activity, grates on one like the proverbial fingernails being sc…

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Funny story: Meghan And Harry: The Comedy Of Heirs By Oprah Winfield

Meghan And Harry: The Comedy Of Heirs By Oprah Winfield

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not lost in the interview of Meghan and Harry by Oprah Winfield, the other night, was the convoluted irony of the story that might have even challenged William Shakespeare. The Comedy of Errors is one of Shakespeare’s early…

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Funny story: Black America Screams for Justice

Black America Screams for Justice

LONDON (BN) — An independent tribunal in Britain aiming to establish whether the the US government’s alleged rights abuses against African Muslims in America constitute genocide is expected to hear dozens of witness testimonies when it holds its firs…

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Funny story: The US Supreme Court Fails Again

The US Supreme Court Fails Again

Gay News— The Supreme Court has gone bananas again with Thomas leading the loony bin. The hypocritical people who sit on the highest court ruled, on Monday, that a student in Georgia could pursue a lawsuit challenging speech restrictions at his colle…

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Funny story: Missing Paper Clip Turns Up Safe And Sound

Missing Paper Clip Turns Up Safe And Sound

An ordinary office paper clip that was lost during some routine paperwork recently, has turned up safe and sound, calming fears that something sinister might have happened to it. It was discovered nestling underneath a computer keyboard earlier th…

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Funny story: When is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!

When is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!

(NOT EDITED) The definition of a hand not being in a natural position during a game of footy is obviously quite difficult to determine according to footy referees and their VAR assistants. Manchester United's Norwegian manager has told English foo…

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Funny story: Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies

A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…

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Funny story: World Women's Day has caused a plague in celebrating everything that moves on the planet!

World Women's Day has caused a plague in celebrating everything that moves on the planet!

(NOT EDITED) Sadly, the year has only 365 days, and gradually every day is being filled with a 'SPECIAL DAY TAG!' Of course, people who invent these 'Special Days' are a bunch of money-milking entrepreneurs and believe in the modern-global-economy…

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Funny story: Man Took Book To Family Gathering

Man Took Book To Family Gathering

Family get-togethers are usually a source of merriment, but when your in-laws are a bunch of retarded, filthy, backwoods beer monkeys who consider that singing out-of-tune to songs blasted out of 6-foot speakers is the height of cultural taste, you m…

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Funny story: NASA lands first pork faggots on Mars

NASA lands first pork faggots on Mars

The North American Sausage Association (NASA) have achieved another first - landing the first pork faggots on another planet. They are also the first sausage-like product of any type to visit another world. The triumph is thanks to butcher Geoff G…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong

Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong

In his most misguided effort yet since quitting the monarchy without already having a job, ex-Duke Harry has decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. The Man Who Wouldn't Be King and his lovely wife, Meghan, booked another interview with Queen…

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Funny story: The Perseverance Land Rover Discovers Rattlesnakes on Mars

The Perseverance Land Rover Discovers Rattlesnakes on Mars

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA officials are amazingly excited at photos that have just been beamed back to Earth from the Red Planet, which clearly show several rattlesnakes. The Mars rover nicknamed Bonnie, after the infamous Depression female m…

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Funny story: Trump Leads 2024 Presidential Poll of Voters Who Practice Idol Worship

Trump Leads 2024 Presidential Poll of Voters Who Practice Idol Worship

Washington - Former President Donald Trump, appearing at the CPAC to test the loyalty of his followers, has been established as the favorite among the demographic of all voters who gather to honor gold statues of former presidents. Trump gathered…

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Funny story: Man Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President

Man Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President

In news from Washington, it's been reported that a man from the city, who had been in a coma from early 2016 until he emerged from it just last week, has steadfastly refused to believe that, for the previous four years, Donald Trump had been the pres…

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Funny story: GOP Asks Senate Dems to Write "GOP is the Party of Fiscal Responsibility" 10,000 Times on Chalk Board

GOP Asks Senate Dems to Write "GOP is the Party of Fiscal Responsibility" 10,000 Times on Chalk Board

Washington D.C. - As a requirement of passing the $1.9 trillion Covid Relief Bill in the U.S. Senate, Republican senators are taking advantage of an old 1829 law, still on the books, requiring that senators of the party asking Congress to spend money…

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Funny story: Three American Idol Contestants Are Disqualified

Three American Idol Contestants Are Disqualified

BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The executives of the number one-rated singing show have informed the Hollywood media that they are very disappointed in the latest American Idol edition. Ipso Facto’s Fuchsia Garfunkel was told by an Am…

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Funny story: Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

Ice Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream

The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…

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Funny story: Why Gov. Cuomo Struck Out With The Young Chicks

Why Gov. Cuomo Struck Out With The Young Chicks

BILLINGSGATE POST: He had it all. Minus a decent personality, and lacking any discernible redeeming qualities, he somehow managed to be elected Governor of New York. Not of Ivy League material, he graduated from Fordham University, a mediocre…

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Funny story: Dutch Prostitutes claim, "A Blow Job" is a job just like any Job, and demand furlough payments!!

Dutch Prostitutes claim, "A Blow Job" is a job just like any Job, and demand furlough payments!!

(NOT EDITED) Holland, wonderful nation where 'anything goes' (in), smoking pot, sex between adults of all variations, Dykes on bikes, Red-Light district in the middle of Amsterdam, Prime Ministers taking their caravans on holidays, in fact, a totally…

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Funny story: We Reveal Who The Real Q Of Q-Anon Is

We Reveal Who The Real Q Of Q-Anon Is

Putin Celebrates Over Putting A Big One Over On Americans With His Q-Anon Invention. Scene- A secret meeting room in the most secretive part of the Kremlin- Putin raises a glass of vodka high enough for all to see, as they sat around a huge tab…

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation [for those who have not yet had their morning coffee, the P stands for 'piece', and the O stands for 'of'] announced that the group’s inaugural Donald J. Trump POS award will be given out virtually in early Dec…

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Funny story: New Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines

New Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines

A major pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a new vaccine specifically to treat those people who are suspicious of taking vaccines. The new vaccine, given the name Controlaform, has been developed in rapid time, to meet the…

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Funny story: Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

Studies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels

President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter

Vice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that Vice-President Harris, has met with members of the Black community about possibly forming a Department of Black Lives Matter. She told the assembled crowd that winning does have its per…

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Funny story: Man Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff

Man Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff

New technology is all very nice, but when you find it spying on you, or going through your private possessions, it has surely overstepped the boundary, outlived its usefulness, and needs to go, and that's what happened to one man this week, when he f…

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Funny story: Man Cleared Of Theft Of Vegetables

Man Cleared Of Theft Of Vegetables

An alleged thief, who has endured the ignominy of many years of accusations that he stole a quantity of vegetables, has finally been cleared of the offence by a court in Peterborough. The falsely-accused man, who would now be 227, went by the name…

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Funny story: Q-Anon Change Date of Trump Inauguration and Resulting "Storm" Again, to January 20, 2024

Q-Anon Change Date of Trump Inauguration and Resulting "Storm" Again, to January 20, 2024

Washington D.C.- The extremist conspiracy group Q-Anon predicted a "Storm" in which Donald Trump was to be returned to power - despite losing the election - on January 20th. The event failed to materialize again on March 4th as they had predicted.

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Funny story: Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine

Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine

There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered - and had stubbornly refused - a COVID-19 shot, had subsequently di…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…

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Funny story: White House cleaners pleased with new president

White House cleaners pleased with new president

In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…

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Funny story: Florida Is Sued By California Over Its "No More Masks" Ruling

Florida Is Sued By California Over Its "No More Masks" Ruling

TALLAHASSEE – (Satire News) – In an explosive decision, the governor of the Plywood State has just announced that, effective immediately, citizens of Florida will no longer have to wear medical masks, practice self-distancing, avoid public beaches, o…

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Funny story: This Season’s Bachelorette Cancelled After The Bachelorette Becomes Pregnant

This Season’s Bachelorette Cancelled After The Bachelorette Becomes Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – This season’s edition of The Bachelorette has been cancelled after only airing the first three shows. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors is reporting that the bachelorette Suzi Frillynix, 26, had been been running a fever of…

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Funny story: Grandchildren Critical Of 95-Year-Old Grandmother

Grandchildren Critical Of 95-Year-Old Grandmother

Sharper than a serpent’s tooth. Two grandchildren who never held a 9 to 5 job, but were gifted with homes, designer wardrobes, horses, servants, nannies, free travel around the world, and breakfast in bed every morning, are complaining because, gosh,…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

The Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders

(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…

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Funny story: Jazz Musician Censured for Having Fat-Shaming Nickname

Jazz Musician Censured for Having Fat-Shaming Nickname

Jazz trombonist Leroy “Jelly Roll” Wickham has faced public censure for continuing to allow himself to be called by his allegedly fat-shaming nickname. “There’s no shame in eating sweets, including jelly rolls, and having a large-sized body,” note…

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Funny story: Sheffield United Manager Chris Wilder Concedes Premier League Title Bid Is Over

Sheffield United Manager Chris Wilder Concedes Premier League Title Bid Is Over

Sheffield United coach Chris Wilder had a solemn message for the club's fans this evening, when he told them that, although his team weren't giving up, and would fight until the final whistle in every game, he now believes the Blades cannot possibly…

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Funny story: Biden Calls Texas Thinking Neanderthal

Biden Calls Texas Thinking Neanderthal

Poor Texas. Freezing from the 2021 winter from the coldest arctic blast ever, destroying waterlines, no running water, freezing the grid, without any heat, or food, people burning furniture to stay warm or freezing to death in homes, cars, some survi…

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Funny story: Cat picture still the most popular one on his owner's Facebook page

Cat picture still the most popular one on his owner's Facebook page

Tiddles McGee, a three-year-old moggy, is still the favourite, and most commented-on photo on owner Stanley Bridgewater's Facebook page. 47-year-old party-goer and single man, Stanley, has put up photos of his car, the fish he catches, and the foo…

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Funny story: Reality Show Queen Kate Gosselin Breaks Up With Steven Tyler

Reality Show Queen Kate Gosselin Breaks Up With Steven Tyler

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The rumor that has been circulating for the past 24 hours is true. Kate Gosselin, who has starred in more reality shows than McDonalds has McNuggets, confided to BuzzFuzz reporter Sonora Cahoots, that her…

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Funny story: NCAA March Madness Is Coming To Indiana

NCAA March Madness Is Coming To Indiana

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – After an entire year of planning, the NCAA March Madness Coalition, is finally getting the show on the road, as they say in the circus world. The March Madness Coalition led by executive director Felix K. Burntwhis…

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Funny story: Covid-19 CAN Be Transmitted Through The Internet Says Dr Fauci

Covid-19 CAN Be Transmitted Through The Internet Says Dr Fauci

The chief medical advisor to the President, Anthony Fauci has acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract COVID-19 just by surfing the web, reading an email from an infected person, or even talking on the phone with them; widening the pos…

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Funny story: Farting cat farts in owner's face!

Farting cat farts in owner's face!

(NOT EDITED) As most cat owners know, cats can be quite obstinate, naughty, ignore their owners orders, go their own way, and do their own thing. In other words, cats are completely opposite to their canine competitors. However, one cat, a huge Pe…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…

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Funny story: PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

CANBERRA, Australia – (Sports Satire) – The World Chapter of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally won it’s battle with Australia’s Kangaroo Racing Coalition (AKRA). It cost PETA $3.2 million and two years time, but they h…

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Funny story: CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

Constitutional rights are no longer completely off the map in the United States, Dr. Randi Wallace of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced; fully vaccinated people at low risk of death from COVID-19 may now gather in very…

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Funny story: 'Screamo English Premier League' now open for bets!

'Screamo English Premier League' now open for bets!

(NOT EDITED) Empty stadiums, canned crowd noise, and non-canned crowd noise on TV, have given the English FA opportunities to offer fans a way to rid their frustrations at not being inside their favourite stadium. The EFA have formed a new Premier…

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Funny story: Writer Says He's Not Going To Write Any More New Material, As Very Few People Are Reading It

Writer Says He's Not Going To Write Any More New Material, As Very Few People Are Reading It

A writer on a satirical news website has said that he is seriously considering his future, after an indepth analytical study of his output revealed that very few people are reading much of his material anymore. The writer, Moys Kenwood, 57, at The…

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Funny story: President Biden to Raise The National Minimum Wage To $75 an Hour

President Biden to Raise The National Minimum Wage To $75 an Hour

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden has finally made his decision on the minimum wage increase. The President remarked that he’s decided to raise it from $7.25 an hour to $75 an hour. A reporter for Fox News said that it was way too muc…

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Funny story: Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

Governor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed

The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…

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Funny story: Dr. Seuss Banned: Cuomo Still At Large And Dangerous

Dr. Seuss Banned: Cuomo Still At Large And Dangerous

BILLINGSGATE POST: This is nuts! Six Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published due to perceived racist and insensitive imagery. At the same time, Governor Cuomo, a serial prevert with a record of talking dirty to young ladies, who prefer to talk…

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Funny story: Sniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary

Sniffin’ Joe And His Red-Headed Porcupine Press Secretary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Old habits die hard. Sniffin’ Joe Biden’s peculiar penchant for surreptitiously sneaking up behind unsuspecting chicks, putting his lecherous mitts on their quaking shoulders, and then doing a snorkel-less deep dive into the back…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…

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Funny story: Boston Tea Party Rioters Branded "Domestic Terrorists"

Boston Tea Party Rioters Branded "Domestic Terrorists"

Parliament, London, England. Dec. 30, 1773 Woof Blister with a SINful report for Spoof International News. Lord Acton, chief of the Royal Bureau of Investigation, today branded Sam Adams and the other members of the so-called Boston Tea Party as…

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Funny story: Alexa Refuses To Toss Man Off

Alexa Refuses To Toss Man Off

It's been said that the new state-of-the-art modern technology can do anything humans can do, and do it a lot better and far more efficiently into the bargain, but there was disappointment in store for one man at the weekend, when he commanded his Al…

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Funny story: Brit anthropologists investigate the gradual extinction of a 'Rare Breed' of Homo-sapiens residing next to Bow Bells!

Brit anthropologists investigate the gradual extinction of a 'Rare Breed' of Homo-sapiens residing next to Bow Bells!

(NOT EDITED) Brit anthropologists are studying the gradual extinction a rather strange breed who once resided in the East End of London in an attempt to discover why they are gradually disappearing from the planet! Here are some explanations: C…

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Funny story: Meghan worries and suffers like no other...

Meghan worries and suffers like no other...

Following the 'whistleblowing' interview with Oprah Winfrey, details have emerged of both a spicy and grim nature regarding the Royal Family, not broadcast during the show. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, claims that all three children of the Du…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Still After That Nobel Peace Prize

Donald Trump Is Still After That Nobel Peace Prize

Donald Trump still seems fixated with the Nobel Peace Prize. Since Barack Obama got one, he wants one too. But each year, he fails to meet his date with destiney and the prize is awarded to someone else. Maybe starting an insurrection, this year,…

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Funny story: UK's banking sector set to expand

UK's banking sector set to expand

The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…

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Funny story: Couple shocked to learn Piers Morgan is happily married

Couple shocked to learn Piers Morgan is happily married

Gary and Lorraine Johnson, from Chutney on the Fritz, were shocked to learn that television celebrity Piers Morgan is happily married. 'We saw that he had left Good Morning Britain, and thought he might have a lonely life afterwards, with his outs…

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Funny story: The Big Lie

The Big Lie

What is the BIG LIE? Maybe your weight on your driver’s license? Nah, DMV automatically adds twenty pounds. Snatching the second bag of hot nuts from the food trolly when the flight attendant serves the opposite side? No. Flight attendants se…

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Funny story: Governor Cuomo Got The Ventilators

Governor Cuomo Got The Ventilators

Remember last year when people were dropping like flies because of Coronavirus, and Trump - remember him? - wouldn’t enact the Defense Protection Act? There was a shortage of ventilators, and Jared Kushner was saving ventilators for his friends - jus…

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Catches a Young Bird

Ellen DeGeneres Catches a Young Bird

Ellen DeGeneres is now dating an 18-year-old lady with PGOS and she says it's hell on earth. DeGeneres' young bird, Lindsey Boylan, was born with Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome. Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome is a genetic condition tha…

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Funny story: Sudden Increase In Spoof Readership Down To Leading Writer's Story

Sudden Increase In Spoof Readership Down To Leading Writer's Story

A superb literary effort by a leading writer on a satirical news website is said to have been responsible for a total upsurge (TU) in reader views, according to one man who wishes he, himself, had had the literary skill necessary to have written it.

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Funny story: British Women Have British Men Cornered

British Women Have British Men Cornered

Late News: After Brexit, British women feel they have British men strapped under their umbrellas and boxed in under their control, because men are now unable to escape the British Isles to get romantic relief from extremely amorous French and Spanish…

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Funny story: Modern men do not know which position it is best to pee!

Modern men do not know which position it is best to pee!

(NOT EDITED) The scientific fraternity, although being confronted with a global pandemic, have not forgotten one of the most important issues the global male population has to deal with; which position is the best for males to pee in? Females real…

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Funny story: Political Golden Globe Awards

Political Golden Globe Awards

Yes, it’s that time of year again, and guess who was awarded the most awards? Donald Trump! He was awarded the Greatest Loser Award for losing the most famous, powerful, and influential political office in the world. There was a standing ovation w…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…

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Funny story: Oklahoma Adopts "Death By Dumbo" Execution Method

Oklahoma Adopts "Death By Dumbo" Execution Method

Following the inept, forty-three minute execution of inmate Clayton Lockett in Oklahoma seven years ago, the Oklahoma legislature has recently voted to replace the "dead in the water" lethal injection route with “Death by Dumbo”. Following the nat…

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Funny story: Ireland sends rover to Mars

Ireland sends rover to Mars

The list of countries to have sent probes into space grows longer every day. This week, a robotic lander from Ireland failed to land on Mars, causing a great setback to their space programme. Commander Geoff McGowan of Dublin Space Command reflect…

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Funny story: Man Nearly Shit Himself During Journey To Work

Man Nearly Shit Himself During Journey To Work

A man who was being conveyed by motorcycle to his place of employment by his nasty, brainless, not to mention lazy step-daughter this morning, has said the youngster drove the vehicle so erratically and carelessly, that, several times, he feared for…

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Funny story: The Duke And Duchess Escaped But Are Back

The Duke And Duchess Escaped But Are Back

Who knew it could be so tough being royal! No wonder Hamlet said, “To be or not to be?” Gosh, he must have been desperate. Too. Compare the plush royal life to a bride married to a 9 to 5 worker instead of a Prince. The bride also has to have a re…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

There was another stunning revelation in the Meghan Markle v. British Royal Family saga yesterday, when the wife of Prince Harry tweeted that, late last year, at the royal estate in Balmoral, the Queen tried to make Markle pancake-shaped, by driving…

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Funny story: Great To Have A Grown-up In The White House

Great To Have A Grown-up In The White House

Yes indeed! It's great to have a grown-up in the White House, and not someone the world watches to see what juvenile act he may perform next. His keepers didn’t do a very good job, and still aren't, but at least now, he’s out of La Casa Blanca. Th…

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Funny story: Controversy Hits The NCAA’s March Madness Basketball Tournament

Controversy Hits The NCAA’s March Madness Basketball Tournament

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The sports media covering the March Madness tournament is reporting that a bit of a controversy has just hit the arena fans. It appears that shooting guard Clive "The Gazelle" Scotia, with Statue of Liberty Univers…

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Funny story: 87-Year-Old Willie Nelson Tells Elon Musk He Would Love To Go To Mars

87-Year-Old Willie Nelson Tells Elon Musk He Would Love To Go To Mars

(Satire News) – Word coming out of Willie Nelson’s Austin ranch is that he has met with billionaire Elon Musk, and wants to be allowed to be one of the first to travel to Mars. Nelson, who has admitted to smoking marijuana ever since he was 8 mont…

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Funny story: Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Boston, Ma - An 80-year-old man reported complications from his COVID vaccine. Charles Riley found himself unexpectededly unable to walk after being vaccinated. Riley reports that he was so excited about getting the vaccine that "two weeks to the…

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Funny story: UFO Sightings In Denver Have Increased

UFO Sightings In Denver Have Increased

DENVER – (Satire News) – The mayor of Denver, the Mile High City, has just confirmed that there has been a definite increase in the number of Unidentified Flying Object sightings, just since the first of the year. The mayor told members of the med…

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Funny story: Milk straight from the Cow's Udder makes men hornier than swallowing Viagra!

Milk straight from the Cow's Udder makes men hornier than swallowing Viagra!

(NOT EDITED) Scientists at the Robert Koch Institute in Berlin, Germany, working overtime in last ditch attempts to make head or tail about a certain pandemic tormenting the planet, have realised their sex-lives are suffering! Working 24 hour shif…

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

Prince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight

In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan. Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced…

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Funny story: A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

A Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – A receptionist in a dental office says that she has become an absolute mess, due to the fact that she has been diagnosed with having 42 different personalities. Daisy Q. Tuckytat, 34, divulged to her therapis…

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Funny story: Spoofer spoofs a Spoofer ranting about a Spoofer's rant!

Spoofer spoofs a Spoofer ranting about a Spoofer's rant!

(NOT EDITED) In the cobweb world of Spoofer's, insane, eccentric, intricate minds, where satire keeps those who write it, sane, sometimes said Spoofers can implode! This happened recently, in fact, yesterday as a major Spoofer, whose work is renow…

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Funny story: Man Farts In Bath

Man Farts In Bath

There was a minor nautical disturbance in a relatively serene part of the country on Friday night, when a man having a bath broke wind, shattering the silence for others in the vicinity. The scene of the incident was the East Yorkshire resort of O…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Invites Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to The White House

Vice-President Kamala Harris Invites Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to The White House

(NOT EDITED) WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After viewing Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Meghan Markle and her husband Harry Mountbatten-Windsor, Vice-President Kamala Harris, invited the couple to visit the White House. The vice-president cou…

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Funny story: Governor Cuomo Says He Greets Everyone With a Kiss

Governor Cuomo Says He Greets Everyone With a Kiss

Well, case closed! Done deal! Next scandal!? Not so fast! Does Governor Cuomo say he greets everyone with a kiss? Yes, 100%! Very European! Particularly the air kiss, one on each side. Enchanting! Right cheek first, or nose collision? Do t…

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Funny story: Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…

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Funny story: NASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen

NASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…

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Funny story: Man Terrified After Biden Says US Will Be 'Back To Normal' by July 4

Man Terrified After Biden Says US Will Be 'Back To Normal' by July 4

President Joe Biden's announcement that Americans can expect life to return to normal later this summer, has left one Fort Lauderdale man terrified. Duncan Whitehead, 54 (though he looks 35), handsome, articulate, great dancer, lover, and all-ar…

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Funny story: LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity

LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity

The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti…

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Funny story: Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…

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Funny story: Diverse Oscar Nominations Really Going To Change Things For Me Says Single Mother-Of-Four

Diverse Oscar Nominations Really Going To Change Things For Me Says Single Mother-Of-Four

The news that nine actors of color earned Academy Award nominations on Monday, setting an Oscar record for diversity in those categories, has one single mother-of-four jumping with joy. Hardworking Sylvia Jackson, 35, of Cypress Hills, Illinois, s…

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Funny story: Little Lad is Unaware His Cute Face is Stopping Man From Committing an Atrocity

Little Lad is Unaware His Cute Face is Stopping Man From Committing an Atrocity

London— Unaware of his importance, Angus McGree, a local Londoner who's also a pet Guinea pig is protecting scores of innocent civilians daily, several reports confirmed Wednesday. The companionship he provides is the only thing stopping his owner, a…

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