Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 9 March 2021

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BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him.

After the Duke takes the collie to his Scottish estate, his granddaughter (Elizabeth Taylor) helps the dog escape. Facing great dangers on her lengthy journey home, Lassie finally rejoins her beloved family.

This is not the case with President Biden’s dogs, Champ and Major. During a recent photo op in the Oval Office, a big deal was made of the fact that the two German Shepherds had four assholes between them. They were pictured sitting on the floor with the President, Nancy Poozleosi, Chuck Schumer and Kamala Harris on either side of them.

CNN reported that Champ and Major were being sent back to the Biden family home in Delaware. This is not a vacation for the dogs. It appears that Major had taken a bite out of someone he didn’t like in the White House earlier this week. It was revealed that the victim was so ugly, that she had to tie a porkchop around her neck so that the dog would let her pet him.

Alas. That morning, she forgot her porkchop.

Dr. Slim: “Why didn’t they send the four assholes home, instead?”

Dirty: Yo, Doctor. Only their Proctologists can answer that.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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