How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 1

Funny story written by Dewani Unhatched

Tuesday, 23 March 2021

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An ugly baby

When people at gatherings and parties etc., ask how my wife and I met, I like to go into this elaborate lie where I say she was a bridesmaid at my original wedding, and my girlfriend's best friend at the time, and that we hooked up on the actual wedding day.

I then go on to say how I went through with the original wedding but faked appendicitis that night; instead of going to the hospital, I spent my honeymoon night with her while my wife thought I was in the ER. We carried this deceit on for about nine months, and only came clean after my wife gave birth to a really ugly baby, which forced my hand.

It really is a conversation stopper if you don't want to talk to the nosy cunt who asked in the first place.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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