Sharon Osbourne is a dopey Bitch!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 27 March 2021

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Two utter talentless Tossers made one huge Tosser, and what a bitch she is!!

(NOT EDITED) Like many others hovering around the celeb/entertainment world with no talent just motor-mouths, married to, well more infamous than famous superstars, who are invited by talk-show hosts to shoot their mouths off about anything, or anyone, mega-bitch, Sharon Osbourne takes the biscuit!

Her hubby rose to fame by being a junkie, alcoholic, mediocre heavy metal maniac, whose only claim to fame is biting off bats heads, and compared to Metal Gods, Metallica, Slayer, or Slipknot, etc, Ozzy is a 'Disturbed' complete and utter tosser!

Ozzy's reality show propelled the whole family to US stardom just like another bunch of moronic celebs, the Kardashians, who possess no talent whatsoever apart from getting their bums, tits, and cunts, on the front page of every glossy, global mag possible, led by tranny mum, or dad, Mr, or Mrs Jenner!

The Osbourne's produced a couple of nippers, a daughter who could not sing her way out of a wet paper bag, and a son, who decided to use his dad's celeb status to make a career in films. As for the other daughter, the one with brains, she told Ozzy to fuck his fame, and decided to stay incognito!

However, mummy Osbourne, who possesses no talent whatsoever, apart from being a mega-dopey bitch, but is a superstar in the US using her filthy mouth to comment on everything moving on two legs as long as they are celebs, royals, rock stars, etc. Talk-Show lovers love her because she is so "awesomely outrageous!" FUCK OFF!

Jaggedone's opinion about her, and other talentless, multi-millionaire, worthless cunts is you all resemble a dose of syphilis, and if Beethoven were alive today, he could have fucked you all and put an end to this outrageous worshipping of these multi-media, worthless cunts, and bitches, AMEN!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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