Milk straight from the Cow's Udder makes men hornier than swallowing Viagra!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 11 March 2021

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Say, 'Thankyou' she just saved your sex lives, MOO, MOO!

(NOT EDITED) Scientists at the Robert Koch Institute in Berlin, Germany, working overtime in last ditch attempts to make head or tail about a certain pandemic tormenting the planet, have realised their sex-lives are suffering!

Working 24 hour shifts in desperate attempts to defeat the virus have led to sagging in scientists, female, and male, erogenous zones. Desperate male scientists decided to swallow Pfizer's co-product, Viagra, for a quick bunk over the Bunsen burner during coffee breaks, but this only worked partially for them. Females scientists were still left dry and sagging!

One morning, after a 24hour shift, one male scientist was so knackered, on the way home he passed a local farm shop and drank a litre of cow's milk straight from the udder (well nearly). Getting home, he jumped on his wife, who had been ordering toy-boys, and the latest hi-tech vibrator from Amazon to satisfy her needs. She screamed, "Eureka, at last!"

Next morning, the scientist passed the farm again and ordered several cans of cow’s milk to take to the lab! He told his knackered colleagues this is the latest scientific secret to 'getting it on' during stressful periods like these. He even told them his missus had six orgasms after not having sex for the last six months!

The Robert Koch Institute have written a report in their prestigious science magazine confirming the fact, cow’s milk straight from the udder, has been scientifically proven by their scientists to be much more potent than internet porno, Viagra, or playing with your dildo's!

This is a relief for wives and husbands of knackered scientists, doctors, professors, or anybody involved in defeating the pandemic, a litre of cow’s milk a day will raise their libido, and life can get back to normal, thank the good old cow, MOO!!

After this mega-discovery, stocks and shares in anything to do with milk farming, rocketed through the roof!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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