Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and charged with the very unladylike act of urinating in a public place.
Markle was photographed by a member of the public on a mobile phone, pissing into seawater that was only six inches deep.
The water became 'royally frothy'.
Just two minutes after a call was made to the local police station, more than fifty officers descended upon the location, many of them with autograph books.
Markle, dressed in her bathing suit, offered to show the policemen the scar from a knife wound she claimed to have sustained at the hands of the Queen and Prince Charles.
Officers politely declined this kindness.
She was taken to the police station, and, after some cheering and selfies, was booked, cautioned, and allowed to go on her way.
"Well, y'know, when you've gotta go, you've gotta go, and I hadda go. One of those cops was disrespectful to me about my skin pigmentation."
Markle is thought to be taking a hard-earned rest at the beach, after featuring in an interview with Oprah Winfrey which blew the lid' on the strange goings-on in the British Royal Family.