There were 225 spoof news stories published in March 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Harry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!
"Harry 'the Bastard' Windsor has avenged the Paris Betrayal He is the Ginger Wolf! The King in the North of LA! The King in the North LA!" Was the chant from California that announced that Prince Harry has laid down the gauntlet to the British Royal…
Read full storyIce Cream Maker Brought Vagina Cream Mainstream
The Great British Ice Cream Company food scientists explain how they created the new vulva Phish Food flavor by unlocking the secrets to their Vagina Cream Swirl. Male and lesbian customers were nothing but grateful when The Great British Ice C…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach
Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…
Read full storyNASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate
Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…
Read full storyVideo Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral
A short home-made video of an elderly gentleman being spanked by his equally-elderly wife on the internet has surprised and shocked so many people, that is has been shared millions of times, and has gone viral. The dirty old couple, Fred and Edna…
Read full storyMiddle-East Taco Bell's Start Serving 'Carne Assad' Style Meat
Irvine, CA - Taco Bell is always trying to gain global market share in the profitable 'crappy food' market, and they have seen steady profits with their bizarre international menu. In Japan, you can get a Octopusadilla. In Italy, you'll find taco-…
Read full storyWas Churchill a knob?
Winston Churchill is often called a national hero for being Prime Minister of the UK during the Second World War, although the people of Britain at the time didn't think so - they voted him out of office as soon as possible. It is also arguable wheth…
Read full storySharon Osbourne is a dopey Bitch!
(NOT EDITED) Like many others hovering around the celeb/entertainment world with no talent just motor-mouths, married to, well more infamous than famous superstars, who are invited by talk-show hosts to shoot their mouths off about anything, or anyon…
Read full storyA Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – A receptionist in a dental office says that she has become an absolute mess, due to the fact that she has been diagnosed with having 42 different personalities. Daisy Q. Tuckytat, 34, divulged to her therapis…
Read full storyDuck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Arrested For Poaching
CRAWFISH BELLY, Louisiana – (Satire News) – iRumors has disclosed that the patriarch of the Robertson family of "Duck Dynasty" reality TV fame, Phil Robertson, has been apprehended in the tiny bayou village of Crawfish Belly for poaching. The long…
Read full storyGermany Develops Robots That Can Build Other Robots
BERLIN – (Satire News) – The Berlin Guten Morgen Gazette has just divulged that Konig Wilhelm Inc. has invented a robot that can make other robots. The process was 17 years in the developmental stage, and was postponed twice due to the robots that…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess
LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…
Read full storyVice-President Kamala Harris Suggests Forming The Department of Black Lives Matter
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that Vice-President Harris, has met with members of the Black community about possibly forming a Department of Black Lives Matter. She told the assembled crowd that winning does have its per…
Read full storyThree American Idol Contestants Are Disqualified
BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The executives of the number one-rated singing show have informed the Hollywood media that they are very disappointed in the latest American Idol edition. Ipso Facto’s Fuchsia Garfunkel was told by an Am…
Read full storyPrince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong
In his most misguided effort yet since quitting the monarchy without already having a job, ex-Duke Harry has decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. The Man Who Wouldn't Be King and his lovely wife, Meghan, booked another interview with Queen…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London
In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…
Read full storyMan Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies
A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…
Read full story"Local Teen Wrecked Time Continuum!" Says Eccentric Inventor
A local teen out for a decades-long joy-ride lost control of the vehicle he was driving and slammed into a duplex, totaling it. The vehicle was also a total loss. Martin McFly, 18, was taken into custody without incident and booked on charges of reck…
Read full storyMan Bins His Alexa After He Finds It Going Through His Stuff
New technology is all very nice, but when you find it spying on you, or going through your private possessions, it has surely overstepped the boundary, outlived its usefulness, and needs to go, and that's what happened to one man this week, when he f…
Read full storyWorld Women's Day has caused a plague in celebrating everything that moves on the planet!
(NOT EDITED) Sadly, the year has only 365 days, and gradually every day is being filled with a 'SPECIAL DAY TAG!' Of course, people who invent these 'Special Days' are a bunch of money-milking entrepreneurs and believe in the modern-global-economy…
Read full storyMan Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine
There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered - and had stubbornly refused - a COVID-19 shot, had subsequently di…
Read full storyChina 9045: Superior Android Celebrity Stalkers Roam Society!!!
Beijing, China: It's the year 9045, and the Alibaba corporation dominates the black market with the illegal production of android stalkers that are being purchased by unscrupulous individuals. The cyborg singer, Miss Jiang Lailai, is the latest v…
Read full storyModern men do not know which position it is best to pee!
(NOT EDITED) The scientific fraternity, although being confronted with a global pandemic, have not forgotten one of the most important issues the global male population has to deal with; which position is the best for males to pee in? Females real…
Read full storyLiverpool To Have Anfield Torn Down
It may have been the site of some of the greatest moments in English club football history since 1892, with an astonishing nineteen league titles, but Liverpool's once-impregnable fortress of Anfield no longer strikes fear into the hearts of the oppo…
Read full storyAdolf Hitler Still Missing
Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War. Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru…
Read full storyMan Takes Elephant To Airport Claiming It Is An Emotional Support Animal
San Antonio man, Daniel Bobo, brought his emotional support animal to the San Antonio International Airport to give him solace on his trip to Hawaii on Sunday morning. The elephant is a full-grown, African bush elephant, being 10 feet tall and weigh…
Read full storyMan Got Spunk In His Eye
A man who is a confirmed habitual masturbator has told friends on social media of a recent incident in which an overzealous tug resulted in an 'unexpected outcome', when a blob of semen spurted out of his Jap's Eye into a corresponding orifice on his…
Read full storyForest Rangers Come Close to Capturing Sasquatch (aka Big Foot)
(NOT EDITED) DIRTY RIVER, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has just released newly gathered information about Sasquatch, alias Big Foot. They noted that although he does walk upright like a normal human, he does h…
Read full story87-Year-Old Willie Nelson Tells Elon Musk He Would Love To Go To Mars
(Satire News) – Word coming out of Willie Nelson’s Austin ranch is that he has met with billionaire Elon Musk, and wants to be allowed to be one of the first to travel to Mars. Nelson, who has admitted to smoking marijuana ever since he was 8 mont…
Read full storyLiverpool Goalkeeper Alisson Makes Further Blunders
Liverpool blundering goalkeeper Alisson is again in the news this morning, not for his error-strewn performances between the sticks, but, according to his girlfriend, for several Alzheimers-like howlers at home. The hapless Brazilian has been at t…
Read full storyNASA Admits That The Martian Land Rover Has Been Stolen
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA is in a state of shock, as reports from Satellite Ferdinand Magellan X3 have just reported that the Mars Land Rover is missing. Word is that Perseverance was last heard from at 2:30 a.m. (Martian Standard Time). A N…
Read full storyReality Show Queen Kate Gosselin Breaks Up With Steven Tyler
WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – The rumor that has been circulating for the past 24 hours is true. Kate Gosselin, who has starred in more reality shows than McDonalds has McNuggets, confided to BuzzFuzz reporter Sonora Cahoots, that her…
Read full storyMeghan And Harry: The Comedy Of Heirs By Oprah Winfield
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not lost in the interview of Meghan and Harry by Oprah Winfield, the other night, was the convoluted irony of the story that might have even challenged William Shakespeare. The Comedy of Errors is one of Shakespeare’s early…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin
In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…
Read full storyMan Emerges From 5-Year Coma And Refuses To Believe Trump Had Been President
In news from Washington, it's been reported that a man from the city, who had been in a coma from early 2016 until he emerged from it just last week, has steadfastly refused to believe that, for the previous four years, Donald Trump had been the pres…
Read full storyMan Has Started To Wear Face Mask In Bed
A man who can, ordinarily, be described as 'a bit of a worrier', has recently begun to fret out of all proportion as far as taking precautions over the spread of the Coronavirus are concerned, and has gone to the extraordinary lengths of wearing a fa…
Read full storyThe Donald J Trump POS Award
The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation [for those who have not yet had their morning coffee, the P stands for 'piece', and the O stands for 'of'] announced that the group’s inaugural Donald J. Trump POS award will be given out virtually in early Dec…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead
They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court Fails Again
Gay News— The Supreme Court has gone bananas again with Thomas leading the loony bin. The hypocritical people who sit on the highest court ruled, on Monday, that a student in Georgia could pursue a lawsuit challenging speech restrictions at his colle…
Read full storyEaster Bunnies in lockdown means Easter is postponed in 2021!
(NOT EDITED) Year 2021 will be a bad-egg Easter because of global lockdowns affecting normal celebrations! Jesus will not be crucified on Good Friday this year; hence he will not reappear on Easter Sunday as usual, and will certainly not be appearing…
Read full storyNew Vaccine Developed That Will Encourage Anti-vaccine Protesters To Take Vaccines
A major pharmaceutical company has announced that it has developed a new vaccine specifically to treat those people who are suspicious of taking vaccines. The new vaccine, given the name Controlaform, has been developed in rapid time, to meet the…
Read full storyThe Perseverance Land Rover Discovers Rattlesnakes on Mars
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – NASA officials are amazingly excited at photos that have just been beamed back to Earth from the Red Planet, which clearly show several rattlesnakes. The Mars rover nicknamed Bonnie, after the infamous Depression female m…
Read full storyPETA Bans Kangaroo Races
CANBERRA, Australia – (Sports Satire) – The World Chapter of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally won it’s battle with Australia’s Kangaroo Racing Coalition (AKRA). It cost PETA $3.2 million and two years time, but they h…
Read full storyMan Gets Large Turd Stuck, Causing His Own 'Canal Crisis'
Ploppington-Upon-Tyne, UK - Willie Mayket was amazed when he looked down to see the shear size of his daily morning turd. "It's bloddy massive, init?" he told reporters, trying to show us pictures. "If it's anything like the situation I'm dealing…
Read full storyMissing Paper Clip Turns Up Safe And Sound
An ordinary office paper clip that was lost during some routine paperwork recently, has turned up safe and sound, calming fears that something sinister might have happened to it. It was discovered nestling underneath a computer keyboard earlier th…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders
(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #11: The Dragonfly
Hello, everyone. It's Tuesday again, and time to delve into that magical box of mysteries that is the Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals! Today, I have selected from the zillions of uninteresting animals available a particularly uninterestin…
Read full storyBiden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House
BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…
Read full storyA North Korean Warship Spotted Off The Coast of San Francisco
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – A retired army general who is now on the San Francisco city council has informed the news media that a North Korean warship was spotted off the coast of San Francisco. General Augustus P. Fesstavelli III stated that…
Read full storyJoe Biden Does Not Own A Vampire Dog, Despite How Much It Likes To Bite People
President Biden's 3-year-old German Shepherd, Major, has bitten his second victim in two weeks, this time on the White House South Lawn, on Monday. "So far, neither hapless victim has turned into a vampire or werewolf, so we can all breathe easy,…
Read full storyIreland sends rover to Mars
The list of countries to have sent probes into space grows longer every day. This week, a robotic lander from Ireland failed to land on Mars, causing a great setback to their space programme. Commander Geoff McGowan of Dublin Space Command reflect…
Read full storyMan Farts In Bath
There was a minor nautical disturbance in a relatively serene part of the country on Friday night, when a man having a bath broke wind, shattering the silence for others in the vicinity. The scene of the incident was the East Yorkshire resort of O…
Read full storyLGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity
The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti…
Read full storySan Diego Zoo Apes React Unexpectedly To COVID-19 Jab
The nine apes at San Diego Zoo that were given shots of a COVID-19 vaccine, have responded in a totally unexpected manner, it has been reported, with several of them managing to blurt out the word 'No'. Five orangutans and four chimpanzees were gi…
Read full storyMan To Be Paid In Peanuts
A man who gave up a perfectly good job in Thailand to go to live and work in Cambodia five years ago, and subsequently found out that salaries in the latter country were about half what they were in the former, recieved even worse news this week, whe…
Read full storyWolves Eat Baby That It Was Hoped They Would Raise
Reports from Burnley are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods, but, against all logic, ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a knitted pink bobble hat, traces of blood, and ch…
Read full storyIntroverts Society Endorses Continued Lockdowns
Citing concerns that even “double-masking” as recommended by NIAID Director, Dr. Anthony Fauci, may not be fully effective in preventing the spread of the pesky flu-like bug known as COVID-19, Inner World Introverts Society issued a statement endorsi…
Read full storyControversy Hits The NCAA’s March Madness Basketball Tournament
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The sports media covering the March Madness tournament is reporting that a bit of a controversy has just hit the arena fans. It appears that shooting guard Clive "The Gazelle" Scotia, with Statue of Liberty Univers…
Read full storyBiden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports
Following the appointment of Ms. Harris to the border problem, President Biden has turned to another ally to help him run the country. Mr. Gates of Microsoft is now in command of human air quality in the US through the agency FARTA (Foreign Air Re…
Read full storyGeorge Floyd, Voting Rights And Sedition
In the news are the trial of George Floyd’s death, Georgia's voter suppression, and Trump’s excuse for January 6. Television showed the eight-minute death of George Floyd by a police officer holding one knee on Mr. Floyd’s neck, and another knee…
Read full storyFarting cat farts in owner's face!
(NOT EDITED) As most cat owners know, cats can be quite obstinate, naughty, ignore their owners orders, go their own way, and do their own thing. In other words, cats are completely opposite to their canine competitors. However, one cat, a huge Pe…
Read full storyDutch Prostitutes claim, "A Blow Job" is a job just like any Job, and demand furlough payments!!
(NOT EDITED) Holland, wonderful nation where 'anything goes' (in), smoking pot, sex between adults of all variations, Dykes on bikes, Red-Light district in the middle of Amsterdam, Prime Ministers taking their caravans on holidays, in fact, a totally…
Read full storyBlack America Screams for Justice
LONDON (BN) — An independent tribunal in Britain aiming to establish whether the the US government’s alleged rights abuses against African Muslims in America constitute genocide is expected to hear dozens of witness testimonies when it holds its firs…
Read full storyMan Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account
A man who was told, last week, that, from today, he would no longer be paid in money, but that he would, instead, receive remuneration in peanuts, has said he is concerned over potential difficulties with the safe transfer of his salary into his bank…
Read full storyUK's banking sector set to expand
The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…
Read full storyAlexa Refuses To Toss Man Off
It's been said that the new state-of-the-art modern technology can do anything humans can do, and do it a lot better and far more efficiently into the bargain, but there was disappointment in store for one man at the weekend, when he commanded his Al…
Read full storyMan Now Worried That Alexa Knows His Spoof Password
A man who has recently been experiencing problems with his Alexa is now concerned that the virtual assistant might have been spying on him behind his back, and may now be able to gain access to one of his private online accounts. Myke Woodson, 57,…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB
There was another stunning revelation in the Meghan Markle v. British Royal Family saga yesterday, when the wife of Prince Harry tweeted that, late last year, at the royal estate in Balmoral, the Queen tried to make Markle pancake-shaped, by driving…
Read full storyNCAA March Madness Is Coming To Indiana
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – After an entire year of planning, the NCAA March Madness Coalition, is finally getting the show on the road, as they say in the circus world. The March Madness Coalition led by executive director Felix K. Burntwhis…
Read full storyFauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs
First, Dr. Fauci suggested to President Biden that he use Mr. Trump to promote vaccinations. This idea went down in the White House like the proverbial toilet refusing to flush. Next, Senator Rand Paul accused Fauci of using “theater” with his…
Read full storyMilk straight from the Cow's Udder makes men hornier than swallowing Viagra!
(NOT EDITED) Scientists at the Robert Koch Institute in Berlin, Germany, working overtime in last ditch attempts to make head or tail about a certain pandemic tormenting the planet, have realised their sex-lives are suffering! Working 24 hour shif…
Read full storyNo Funerals In Locale For Nine Days In A Row Now
Local historians were in a state of excited excitement and expectant expectation this morning, after it became clear that, in an unprecedented display of deathlessness, nobody has died in Tapon commune for nine days. The last funeral anyone can re…
Read full storyMan Has 'That Monday Morning Feeling' On Tuesday
We all know 'that Monday morning feeling', that general detestable loathing at the start of a new week at work which, after a relaxing weekend spent at home or doing some other pleasant activity, grates on one like the proverbial fingernails being sc…
Read full storyBunch of pricks start war
The battle between countries to vaccinate their populations is escalating, with the EU now banning vaccine exports to the UK. They claim that the UK had already banned their own vaccine exports to the EU. "We don't want your pathetic British Oxfor…
Read full storyOld Woman Takes Over At Sheffield United
Their stay in the Premier League may be all but over, and a return to the slog of the Championship looking ever more likely, but Sheffield United are already planning for the future, and this afternoon unveiled the successor to Chris Wilder, sacked a…
Read full storyWe Reveal Who The Real Q Of Q-Anon Is
Putin Celebrates Over Putting A Big One Over On Americans With His Q-Anon Invention. Scene- A secret meeting room in the most secretive part of the Kremlin- Putin raises a glass of vodka high enough for all to see, as they sat around a huge tab…
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres Catches a Young Bird
Ellen DeGeneres is now dating an 18-year-old lady with PGOS and she says it's hell on earth. DeGeneres' young bird, Lindsey Boylan, was born with Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome. Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome is a genetic condition tha…
Read full storyBritish Women Have British Men Cornered
Late News: After Brexit, British women feel they have British men strapped under their umbrellas and boxed in under their control, because men are now unable to escape the British Isles to get romantic relief from extremely amorous French and Spanish…
Read full storyTrump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago
It seems that Donald Trump is at the center stage once again. Not as the White House resident, but as a wedding party entertainer at Mar-a-Lago. And he didn’t have to be voted into the job. Wearing a black-tie, Trump wanders into the ballroom bef…
Read full storyHow To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 1
When people at gatherings and parties etc., ask how my wife and I met, I like to go into this elaborate lie where I say she was a bridesmaid at my original wedding, and my girlfriend's best friend at the time, and that we hooked up on the actual wedd…
Read full storyBiden will review need to travel on Air Force One
After Mr. Biden's fall on the steps of Air Force One yesterday, a panel of advisors has come forward to offer guidance. Mr. Biden's first weeks in office have not all been rosy, despite ratings at 52% according to Main Stream News polling. Even…
Read full storyJoe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do
BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been reported, that for the nearly nine months preceding the Presidential election, while Joe Biden was sequestered in his basement, he wore out the recliner mechanism on two Naugahyde BarcaLoungers. Although he did ge…
Read full storyMan's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee
Boston, Ma - An 80-year-old man reported complications from his COVID vaccine. Charles Riley found himself unexpectededly unable to walk after being vaccinated. Riley reports that he was so excited about getting the vaccine that "two weeks to the…
Read full storyMan Forced To Economize After Further Salary Cut
A man who, only weeks ago, was told that he would be receiving his full salary again after an earlier pay cut, has been told to brace himself once more, as a 50% reduction in remuneration will come into force from Monday. Five days before Christma…
Read full storyThe New World’s Hot Sauce-Eating Champion Eats 9 Lbs. 7 Ozs. In 57 Seconds
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Guinness World Record, that had stood for 18 years, has finally been broken. The Hot Sauce-Eating Record now belongs to a 27-year-old man from Osaka, Japan, who ate 9 lbs., 7 ozs., of imported hot sauce in 57 seconds.
Read full storyMan Took Book To Family Gathering
Family get-togethers are usually a source of merriment, but when your in-laws are a bunch of retarded, filthy, backwoods beer monkeys who consider that singing out-of-tune to songs blasted out of 6-foot speakers is the height of cultural taste, you m…
Read full storyMr. Men Man Creates New 'Extreme' Characters
A man who spent many of his childhood years watching the children's animated TV series the 'Mr. Men' has said he is pleased to learn of a whole new swathe of characters for a major re-vamping of the show, to begin in the summer. Mr. Men creator, R…
Read full storyCDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly
Constitutional rights are no longer completely off the map in the United States, Dr. Randi Wallace of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced; fully vaccinated people at low risk of death from COVID-19 may now gather in very…
Read full storyGovernor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed
The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…
Read full storyWhere’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…
Read full storyThe Alamo May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Snow Damage
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The San Antonio City Council has just received the damage estimates that the 1,000 year-old Great Texas Snowstorm of 2021 recently inflicted to the 185-year-old historical Alamo. The historical mission was the site wh…
Read full storyNashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel but Has Incredible Dream
While driving to grab breakfast early one morning after pulling an all-nighter playing and recording music, overtired Jared McAuley of Nashville, Tennessee, fell asleep at the wheel of his car and only narrowly missed running over a homeless man wait…
Read full storySheffield United Manager Chris Wilder Concedes Premier League Title Bid Is Over
Sheffield United coach Chris Wilder had a solemn message for the club's fans this evening, when he told them that, although his team weren't giving up, and would fight until the final whistle in every game, he now believes the Blades cannot possibly…
Read full storySmuckmeister On Cuomo: Put A Saddle On That Jackass And Ride Him Outa Here
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, the conscience of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, thought he had seen it all. A rector in the Beaver Crossing Unity Church, Elmer was not perfect. To the contrary: Just lately, during a snow storm, he had dressed u…
Read full storyWhen is a 'Hand' not a 'Hand?' Ole Solskjaer questioned!
(NOT EDITED) The definition of a hand not being in a natural position during a game of footy is obviously quite difficult to determine according to footy referees and their VAR assistants. Manchester United's Norwegian manager has told English foo…
Read full storyStudies of neanderthal thinking indicate problems of “fear palsy” and loose bowels
President Biden's response to news that Texas and Mississippi will open their states to normal, with no mask mandates, has run into a problem. Biden stated that re-opening at this time is “neanderthal thinking”, plus that it's “critical, critical,…
Read full storyGerman cat gets soaked in hailstorm!
(NOT EDITED) March weather can sometimes be quite distressing for humans, and other animals. However, cats are especially sensitive to sudden outbursts of rain, snow, hail, and hate wet things descending rapidly from stormy heavens! One farm cat c…
Read full storyPrince Harry And Piers Morgan To Have A Fight
In a controversial move to outcontroversialise them all, Prince Harry has thrown down the Royal Gauntlet to the outspoken former Good Morning Britain host, Piers Morgan. Morgan was severely critical of Harry's wife, Meghan Markle, and her unpreced…
Read full storyMeghan worries and suffers like no other...
Following the 'whistleblowing' interview with Oprah Winfrey, details have emerged of both a spicy and grim nature regarding the Royal Family, not broadcast during the show. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, claims that all three children of the Du…
Read full storySpoofer spoofs a Spoofer ranting about a Spoofer's rant!
(NOT EDITED) In the cobweb world of Spoofer's, insane, eccentric, intricate minds, where satire keeps those who write it, sane, sometimes said Spoofers can implode! This happened recently, in fact, yesterday as a major Spoofer, whose work is renow…
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