There were 205 spoof news stories published in September 2018. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

Funny story: Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

For days, Democrats have been hinting at a major announcement coming out of Robert Meullers office; today the bombshell turned out to be the indictment of the President’s 12 year old son Barron. Mueller himself made the announcement, with a gleam in...

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Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Funny story: Conor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...

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Melania Trump Wears "I'm with stupid" T-Shirt At State Dinner

Funny story: Melania Trump Wears "I'm with stupid" T-Shirt At State Dinner

At a fancy dinner attended by all the great dignitaries of world affairs, the president and first concubine of China were caught in open mouth stares when they heard the translation of what Melania Trump's t-shirt read. The ambassador to Chile spi...

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The Simpsons Replacing Apu with Funny New Character

Funny story: The Simpsons Replacing Apu with Funny New Character

For some time, the character of Apu on the Fox Channel's "The Simpsons" has been a source of controversy. Many viewers, especially those of South Asian ancestry, have been uncomfortable with the character, seeing it as the embodiment of the stereotyp...

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Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

Funny story: Woman Claims Groping by Cabinet Designee as Newborn in NY Nursery

It may have happened over 50 years ago, but a NY woman claims she remembers it as if it were yesterday. Now she's appalled that her groper is being considered for a top Cabinet post in the current administration. But that's only if he survives a Cong...

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Sesame Street Residents React To Bert & Ernie’s Outing

Funny story: Sesame Street Residents React To Bert & Ernie’s Outing

It would appear that what was long suspected has finally been confirmed by a writer of the popular children’s reality television show, “Sesame Street”: Bert and Ernie are, in fact, a gay couple. The news shook the world, but none are more embroiled i...

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Kanye West Namechange Latest

Funny story: Kanye West Namechange Latest

In a move that shows just how much of an original and creative talent singer Kanye West really is, the rapper has dropped the first three letters from his first name, to leave him as merely Ye West. Tweeting with the spelling accomplishment of a 6...

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Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

Funny story: Top Fashion Designers Focus On Upskirting

The new craze of upskirting has figured prominently in next year's Spring collections of many of the world's foremost fashion designers, some of whom have used rather less fabric than they did in last season's skirt designs. Upskirting is the exci...

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New Woody Allen Movie Just Like Last One

Funny story: New Woody Allen Movie Just Like Last One

Film fans are eagerly awaiting Woody Allen's much-anticipated new film, "Blue Moonlight in Barcelona." It's the story of artsy rich white people in Barcelona facing an existential crisis, much like his last film, "A Rainy Midnight in Manhattan," w...

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Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Funny story: Trump Family Signs Contract for Reality Show to Compete With the Kardashians

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump has let it slip that the Trump family will star in their own reality show. It's planned to start as soon as Trump is removed from office. Most of the family believes that it won't be that long and are preparing. Some of t...

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She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

Ixxy Zigou is a 22-year-old spotted woman who is studying journalism at the University of Lodenia. This year, she decided to enter the Miss Green pageant, which is open to all green women. There were a total of eight contestants in the competition...

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Dave and Gary - The Deathstar It Guys - A Star Wars story

Funny story: Dave and Gary - The Deathstar It Guys - A Star Wars story

Shane Millichip, a senior writer at Disney, has revealed the film we are all waiting for, 'Dave and Gary - The Deathstar IT Guys - A Star Wars Story', is set to be released in November 2021. Set on the Death Star in a galaxy far, far away, and a l...

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Smart Phone Overwhelms Master's Degree Holder

Funny story: Smart Phone Overwhelms Master's Degree Holder

Crawford County, Wisconsin. Wesley Johnston, 38, who graduated from College with a Master's Degree in Education in 2006, recently bought a Smart Phone and found himself completely and embarrassingly overwhelmed when trying to figure out how to use i...

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Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

Funny story: Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

T&A City, Nude Joisey--Ms. Virginia advanced in the Ms. Amerika Contest after her politically correct, although sexist, response to the National Foosball League (NFL) controversy concerning players who “take a knee” during the playing of the US n...

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Art Garfunkel breaks pelvic bridge over trouble passing water

Funny story: Art Garfunkel breaks pelvic bridge over trouble passing water

Hairy singer Art Garfunkel, 73, is best known as the eye candy in one-man folk duo Simon and Garfunkel. This week he hit the headlines for different reasons - he broke part of his pelvis after falling off the toilet. "I was pushing really hard, th...

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Man Pleads Guilty To Sexual Misconduct In His Sleep

Funny story: Man Pleads Guilty To Sexual Misconduct In His Sleep

A man who has been accused of sexual misconduct whilst asleep, has admitted he is as guilty as the day is long. Bert Kavanagh, 32, a roadsweeper from Muncie, Indiana, told drinking buddies at the Bra Strap pub that, with regard to the charges that...

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One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Internet goes into meltdown after Identity of new Doctor Who monster leaked online

Funny story: Internet goes into meltdown after Identity of new Doctor Who monster leaked online

Fan forums worldwide have gone into meltdown when it emerged that footage of a new, previously unheard of, Doctor Who monster, had been leaked online. Called the 'Wo-Men', they are in fact a race of Cybermen. Unlike their cold, logical, counterparts...

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Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes

Funny story: Man not overly concerned about the ending of Television programmes

Gary Wayne, a 44-year-old failed accountancy student, chemist, and shop worker, told his friend, Bob, in the pub, that the ending of television programmes do not have that much impact on his life, if he is honest. Gary said 'I was talking to Bob a...

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Up and Coming Synthpop Duo Yazoo Release Cover of Cheat Codes & Little Mix's "Only You"

MR AWESOME!'S MUSIC REVIEWS Cheat Codes and Little Mix are riding high in the charts with their EDM pop hybrid tune "Only You" and now an exciting new 80s-sounding pop duo has covered it. Yazoo, from Basildon in south east England, consist of f...

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Water-cooler TV

Funny story: Water-cooler TV

Scroobiious Moneybags from the Sell My Grandmother's Back Teeth Television Company has hit upon a brilliant new idea. Speaking at a press conference earlier today, he unveiled his newest idea - Water-Cooler television. He said: ' I hear all of the...

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Social Justice Warriors set to be new blockbuster film

Funny story: Social Justice Warriors set to be new blockbuster film

It is a superhero film for millenials, set around four fearless progressives who campaign for fairness against the patriarchy. Social Justice League of America is out this month, and is expected to be a hit. The four heros are: Feministman, who wa...

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Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie May Not Be Gay, But Sex Scandals Aren't New to TV Puppets

Funny story: Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie May Not Be Gay, But Sex Scandals Aren't New to TV Puppets

The TV producer of Sesame Street has denied that its co-habiting duo, Bert and Ernie, are gay, following comments by one of the show's writers. Sesame Workshop felt it necessary to issue a statement saying the pair "do not have a sexual orientatio...

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Vagueness of Vegas

In yet another of our hard hitting yet softly satisfying interviews we asked international comedic superstar, Johnny Vegas, for the secrets behind his dramatic weight loss. Johnny, who has lost “loads of weight” in the last year, clearly wasn’t th...

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Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Funny story: Sesame Street in sexy scandal!

Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...

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Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

Funny story: Chinese 'Rat a to EEEEEEEgh' dish causes stock exchange meltdown!

With the Chinese economy booming it seems normal Chinese people can afford to go to posh restaurants and enjoy delicacies that were only reserved for the high and mighty of Chinese politics and business. Dog soup, shark fin Chop Suey, Vermin ratat...

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Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

Funny story: Washington Redskins Paint Visitors' Changing Rooms LGBT Rainbow Colors For Dallas Cowboys Visit

The Washington Redskins have angered their rivals by painting the opposition changing rooms at FedExField stadium in the rainbow colors of the LGBT movement. The Redskins, have taken the extraordinary step in order to intimidate opposition players...

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Conor McGregor Has Chips Every Night For His Tea

Funny story: Conor McGregor Has Chips Every Night For His Tea

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion has allegedly told members of a panel in an interview that he loves chips, and has them every night for his tea. McGregor, 30, was appearing before the Mohegan Tribe Department...

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Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

Funny story: Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

A self-driving car has reportedly struck a moon-walking pedestrian this morning in San Francisco. Speaking on behalf of Testa Motors, Noel Skum stated that the computers in current self-driving cars have difficulty determining the direction of tr...

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Currency Markets In Turmoil

Funny story: Currency Markets In Turmoil

There was an uncomfortable day for many in the Foreign Currency Market yesterday, with many of the world's major players involved in an erratic rollercoaster ride. The US dollar performed well against Sterling, opening at £0.75 and closing at £0.7...

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Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

Funny story: Studies confirm; fantasy football leading cause of mental illness

On the cusp of the 20018-2019 season, the NFL has released the results of a study focusing on the detrimental long-term affects of fantasy football gaming; participating in fantasy football is found to increase the risk of serious mental illness by 2...

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Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

Funny story: Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

The restaurant chain Dunkin’ Donuts announced on Tuesday that it’s dropping the word “Donuts” from its name, and renaming itself 'Dunkin’.' "The shortened branding will align with the company’s emphasis on coffee and other beverages," Dunkin’ Brands...

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Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"

Funny story: Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"

Milwaukee, Wisconsin—A 20-year-old US Postal Service worker, whom police are calling “Jane Doe,” admitted to having stolen over 6,000 greeting cards full of cash or checks. “But it wasn't for the money,” Doe insisted during her arraignment. She...

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Federal Reserve loses banking license

Funny story: Federal Reserve loses banking license

Washington D.C. According to YouTube viewer Joe Blow, the Federal Reserve lost its banking license on September 14, 2018. “I was watching YouTube, and all of a sudden this Scottish guy started saying the Federal Reserve was DONE. No more licen...

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Buffalo Bills Admit They're Not Trying To Win

Funny story: Buffalo Bills Admit They're Not Trying To Win

A high level official in the Buffalo Bills organization, who refuses to reveal his name, has decided to reveal all in a shocking confession that will rock the football world. "I had to get this off my chest. It's not fair to the fans. Those poor s...

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Brexit Analysis Impossible Until After Brexit, Claims Man Who Only Reads Sports Pages

Funny story: Brexit Analysis Impossible Until After Brexit, Claims Man Who Only Reads Sports Pages

The consequences, ramifications, and repercussions of Britain leaving the European Union cannot, and will not, be known until after the event has happened, claims a man who knows absolutely fuck all about economics. Moys Kenwood, 55, said that, as...

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Alice Horn beats US Open officials in closely contested match

Funny story: Alice Horn beats US Open officials in closely contested match

New Yawk, New Yawk--Tennis player Alize (French for “Alice”) Cornet (French for “Horn”) took off her shirt during a US Open match against Sweden's Johanna (Swedish for “Joanna”) Larsson (Swedish for “Larson”). Horn claims she was “hot.” (Many male...

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Donald Trump to outlaw telling the truth

Funny story: Donald Trump to outlaw telling the truth

Donald Trump has announced he is preparing legislation to make telling the truth a federal offence, punishable by 10 years in solitary confinement. Trump's Press Secretary Faken Ewssucks made the announcement from the White House this morning, "Th...

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New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Funny story: New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Hard on the heels of Bob Woodward’s book Fear in the White House, the nation has once again been startled by insider views attacking the Trump administration. Echoing Woodward’s charges of incompetence, an anonymous op-ed appeared yesterday in The...

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Dog Stole Man's Girlfriend

Funny story: Dog Stole Man's Girlfriend

We've all heard it said that "a dog is a man's best friend", but Samson, the pet Siberian Husky that belonged to Nashville mechanic, Brett Malarkey, clearly wasn't aware of the fact - it went and stole his girlfriend! Brett, 23, and his fiancé, Jo...

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Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Mr. Kavanaugh’s troubles continue to mount as this week new accusations have surfaced from a) a new female accuser and b) Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti. Mr. Avenatti, who also aspires to candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, claim...

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School accidentally serves feces for lunch, nobody notices

Funny story: School accidentally serves feces for lunch, nobody notices

Squaresville Middle School accidentally served fecal matter for lunch. Surprisingly, students commented that it tasted better than what was served before. Bobby Smith, one of the students, said, "After months of giving us unidentified green stuff,...

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Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

Funny story: Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

It seems the days of cheap and nasty flights are not quite over as one of its most infamous proponents is making every option an optional extra. Passengers flying on 'Leprechaun Airways' will be charged for check-in (online or otherwise), hold lug...

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Highly Unattractive People Finally Settle For Each Other

Funny story: Highly Unattractive People Finally Settle For Each Other

Iowa. Robert Downer, 38, and Melissa Crow, 39, finally decided to get together and make love on the bathroom floor of Melissa's apartment last Tuesday. Robert Downer, who has a massive hydrocele in his left testicle and a face that looks like...

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Nabisco Agrees to Remove All Crackers From The U.S. Senate!

Funny story: Nabisco Agrees to Remove All Crackers From The U.S. Senate!

Nabisco has announced it is fed up with all the loser crackers in the Senate giving their cracker products a bad name. Amongst others, Nabisco has agreed to remove Orin Hatched, Charles Assley, Lindsey Gram, John Cornin, Ted Cruise, Ben Sassy, Jeff...

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Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day

Funny story: Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day

President Trump has announced his intention to abolish another relic of the Obama presidency: Labrador Retriever Day. And, in typical Trump fashion, his decision came in a tweet that set off alarm bells across the nation and the world. Tweeting early...

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Saudi Arabian Tourist Board Invites Hen Parties

Funny story: Saudi Arabian Tourist Board Invites Hen Parties

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman wants a new, open Saudi Arabia with concerts, cinemas and beaches and a 2030 vision or so he says. It is with this view that the Saudi Arabian Tourist Board is encouraging western brides-to-be to visit the de...

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Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Funny story: Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Cambodian second city of Battambang was "crushed" when student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give...

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Trump Appoints Bill Cosby To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Bill Cosby To Supreme Court

President Trump signed an executive order, bypassing the confirmation process, and placing the former actor as judge for life on the nation's highest judiciary body. "I like rapists who win," said the serial perv, "not losers who let the victim ge...

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People of Finland migrating to Lapland

Funny story: People of Finland migrating to Lapland

Helsinki, Finland - Koyboy Mango, President of Finland, phoned the emergency line at the Spoof.com, 1-Get-The-Poop, to alert the world to an alarming situation. The people are getting sores on the back of their feet. Scientist Shamoreda Crapola...

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Nonchalant Nashville Vegan Makes Plant-Based Living Look Like a Breeze

Funny story: Nonchalant Nashville Vegan Makes Plant-Based Living Look Like a Breeze

In a city famous for hot chicken, barbecue, and buttermilk biscuits with gravy, nonchalant Nashville vegan Kenny Felton has been turning heads not only for successfully sticking to his plant-based diet, but for making it look like an absolute breeze.

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Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

Funny story: Vampires Confirm White Blood Purest Blood

In an earth-shattering report, a study released earlier today by the VRI -- now known as the Vampire Research Institute -- concluded that the blood of caucasians is widely considered by the vampiric community to be the most “pure” and desired blood o...

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Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

Funny story: Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

After the recent accidental murder of Englishwoman Dawn Sturgess, a victim in the Sergei Skripal poisoning aftermath, a Russian perfume house has revealed that it is to start mass production of its brand new 'killer' fragrance, Novichok no.5! Miss...

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Rep. Devin Nunes rebuffed by UK deep state

Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, traveled across the pond recently to speak with top officials of Britain’s intelligence services. Perhaps Nunes should have called ahead because upon arrival he discovered no one willing to...

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US Embassy In London To Make Its ESTA Online Visa Form Even Tougher!

Funny story: US Embassy In London To Make Its ESTA Online Visa Form Even Tougher!

Staff at the US Embassy in London have said that, after the confusion surrounding a woman who made 'an error' in completing one of its online visa forms, a major overhaul of the system is being planned. Mandie Stevenson, 29, from Scotland, was com...

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Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

Funny story: Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

A new industry has arisen to aid the nation’s unemployed, under-employed, and full-time employed who have only three part-time jobs. At this time, machine laundering in the sex doll brothel movement has not sufficiently developed, and humans are...

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Trump imposes travel restrictions and tariffs on International Space Station crew

Funny story: Trump imposes travel restrictions and tariffs on International Space Station crew

In a move that will further inflame diplomatic tensions, President Donald Trump has announced a series of travel and trade restrictions on crews on the International Space Station (ISS). Trump spoke from the 17th tee at his private golf course in...

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Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

Funny story: Round-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun

A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...

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Dumb MFer Gets Ripped Off Buying Used Hyundai

Funny story: Dumb MFer Gets Ripped Off Buying Used Hyundai

A local moron just got ripped off buying a used Hyundai Sonata. "I bought the bumper-to-bumper warranty, which added like $3,000 to the price of this cheap piece of shit," the dumb motherfucker from Carson Township said. But the bumper-to-bump...

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Nun steps forward from the old days to defend Judge Kavanaugh

Immediately following the Senate Judiciary Committee's confirmation of Mr. Kavanaugh, Senate investigators are urging caution. A new witness, Sister Rose, has appeared from the past, in support of Mr. Kavanaugh, and just in time for the complete...

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North Korea And South Korea Declare War

Funny story: North Korea And South Korea Declare War

The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...

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Parents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized

Funny story: Parents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized

Parents have reacted angrily to calls for a ban on smacking children in the home, by demanding that children be banned from acting naughtily, it has been reported. The Association of Educational Psychologists (AEP) has called for physical punishme...

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Red Indians to replace rednecks on Pennsylvania Avenue

'Alarmed and confused' about developments in their country, indigenous Americans have charged into the White House in Washington and occupied it, effectively putting an end to the Trump administration. Chief Wobbly Clod, a descendant of Crazy Hors...

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Russian Novichok Suspects Pencil-in Hull Visit

Funny story: Russian Novichok Suspects Pencil-in Hull Visit

The two Russian men suspected of administering Novichok to Sergei Skripal and his daughter in Salisbury earlier this year, have said they were visiting the town merely as tourists, and have indicated that they may decide to travel to other places of...

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Kavanaugh Allegations To Include Upskirting?

Funny story: Kavanaugh Allegations To Include Upskirting?

US Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, is facing a rising tide of sexual misconduct allegations, after a new witness came forward today, but what people really want to know is: Has he been upskirting? Deborah Ramirez, a 53-year-old, who was...

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Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

Funny story: Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

A man has revealed how a night out with friends ended in agony and a hospital visit, after he carelessly got his cock trapped in his zip. Alan Smith, 28, had been breaking drinking records with his mates in pubs around downtown New York, and, as l...

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Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Funny story: Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Sunspot, New Meh-he-co--”No” was all a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation would say in response to Fake News reporter Ida Dunt-No's question, “Was the National Solar Observatory shut down because astronomers saw aliens?” Director C...

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Man Spotted Cloud In The Shape of Thomas The Tank Engine

Funny story: Man Spotted Cloud In The Shape of Thomas The Tank Engine

A man travelling home on a motorcycle near the Cambodian city of Battambang had a shock this afternoon, when he glanced up at the sky and saw a cloud formation which reminded him of his favorite fictional steam locomotive, Thomas the Tank Engine.

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Kavanaugh Case In New Twist As British Actor Called As Witness

Funny story: Kavanaugh Case In New Twist As British Actor Called As Witness

The Brett Kavanaugh episode took an unexpected new twist this afternoon, when the besieged Supreme Court nominee called a character witness to appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee - British actor John Thaw (deceased), star of the 1991-1995 IT...

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Old Man Shit Himself On Bus

Funny story: Old Man Shit Himself On Bus

There were squished-up faces aplenty this morning on a bus full of passengers going to work in Hull, after an old man aboard was caught short, and shit himself. The man, who declined to give his name, was sat on the 'circular' number 2 service tha...

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Woman Still Believes in Hope After Shattering The Hearts And Lives of Several Men

Funny story: Woman Still Believes in Hope After Shattering The Hearts And Lives of Several Men

Grant County, Wisconsin. Linda Swenson, 47, told reporters last Tuesday that she still believes the perfect man is out there for her somewhere. Linda, who works as a registered nurse at a nearby hospital, claims that she hasn't met 'Mr. Right'...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer was an integral part of the Love Bird team with disgraced agent, Peter Strzok. Even though she was fashionably thin, she was given the call sign, "Fat Lady" by her smirking counterpart. "Dude,...

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Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Judge Brett Kavanaugh notified attorneys for Christine Blasey Ford that he would agree to marry her if she dropped her charges that he attempted to rape her. Citing his responsibility to “make her an honest woman,” Judge Kavanaug...

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“What do you like to drink, Senator?” question turns into country-wide enquiry by concerned citizens

Funny story: “What do you like to drink, Senator?” question turns into country-wide enquiry by concerned citizens

Republican senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee have denied that Mr. Kavanaugh was sipping alcohol during the hearing Thursday. That is, with his periodic need to refresh his throat with what might have been water (Ms. Ford was sipping from...

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Purple Helmet Was Filthy Under The Rim

Funny story: Purple Helmet Was Filthy Under The Rim

There was a wagging of tongues in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning when it became apparent to local residents that the purple helmet of one of their number was in a particularly dirty and unhygienic state. The helmet in question, that...

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Man's Testicles Savaged In Shaving Accident

Funny story: Man's Testicles Savaged In Shaving Accident

A man's testicles are special; they're delicate, and when, as sometimes happens, a man decides he wants rid of the lion's mane of pubus stragglia around his cock and balls, he either does it himself, or allocates the task to someone he trusts implici...

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Sexual Misconduct Amongst Elderly More Popular Due To Kavanaugh Case

Funny story: Sexual Misconduct Amongst Elderly More Popular Due To Kavanaugh Case

Sexual misconduct amongst the over-75s is on the increase due to the extensive coverage of the case against beleaguered Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, it has been claimed. Hans Zimmerframe, a man who knows a lot of old people, said: "T...

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Hurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From

Funny story: Hurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From

As citizens on the eastern seabord of the US awaited the arrival of Hurricane Florence today, it was revealed that the weathermen responsible for naming hurricanes are rapidly running out of names to name them with. The 'namers' are a group of men...

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Worker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama

Funny story: Worker Complains Too Much Traffic Due to Low Unemployment Rate, Thanks Obama

Luke, a 27-year-old electrical engineer, faces the same obstacles as many working-class Americans today, too much traffic. In an interview, he said, “I can’t handle it”, as tears formed in his eyes. It takes him an hour to get home, twice as long as...

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Trump declares Hurricane Florence is "fake news" started by Dems to harm him!

President Trump issued a tweet last night declaring that Hurricane Florence is fake news started by Nancy Pelosi and the democrats to discredit him and to influence the mid-term elections! "You know this is fake news because they claim it hit North a...

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Man Tricks The Devil Into Buying His Sole

Funny story: Man Tricks The Devil Into Buying His Sole

A man in New Jersey has told how he tricked the Devil in a contractual arrangement, whereby the Dark Lord agreed to grant the man's wish to bed a woman he desired, in return for his sole - not his soul. Barry Grime from Trenton had had designs on...

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Man Spills Coffee on His Penis After Long Night of Drinking

Funny story: Man Spills Coffee on His Penis After Long Night of Drinking

After a long and hard night of drinking at his class reunion, walking back home in the rain, and then proceeding to throw up one of his kidneys, most of his internal organs, his spleen, his pancreas, the 1% of his liver that actually still works, and...

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Anonymous NYTimes Anti-Trump Op-Ed Writer's Name Revealed

Felipe X. Martinez, curator of the ground floor toilets in the president's residential section of the White House, grudgingly admitted to Spoof that he authored the earth-shaking NY Times anti-Trump op-ed that rocked the nation Wednesday afternoon an...

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Trump says Florence reminds him of Stormy

Funny story: Trump says Florence reminds him of Stormy

US President Donald Trump today compared tropical hurricane Florence with Stormy Daniels, the woman he gave a big wad of cash to for absolutely no reason. Broadcasting live from the White House, Trump warned east coast residents to prepare to evac...

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Haiti changes name to 'Shithole' in response to Trump

Funny story: Haiti changes name to 'Shithole' in response to Trump

If you take a good look at the coastline of Haiti, you will see plenty of garbage, debris, flies, and fecal matter. It is no surprise, that in light of this and President Trump's comments, Haiti is set to change its name to Shithole. Haiti's Presi...

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Fearing Political Tsunami in November, Republicans Adopt New Approaches

Funny story: Fearing Political Tsunami in November, Republicans Adopt New Approaches

THE WIRED STREET URINAL REPORTER KR Schwartz DATELINE: September 27th 2018 Washington, D.C. Fearing Political Tsunami in November, Republicans Adopt New Approaches Feeling the mounting political pressure from constituents over the Senate Judi...

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Dentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner

Funny story: Dentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner

A dentist in Rochester, New York was astonished when he arrived at work on Monday morning, to find a patient sitting in his waiting room who needed a tooth removing. Dr Christian Szell explained: "Monday is usually a quiet day. I ask my recepti...

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I Am Anonymous 2

ONLY IN AMERICA - Last Wednesday I submitted an article "I Am Anonymous" to The Spoof. My source, of course, Anonymous. In Anonymous' own words it was described how Anonymous is the most influential person on the planet! In the article, Anonymous als...

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Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Funny story: Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Senator Grassley of Iowa, announced today that additional to testimony next week in the Kavanaugh affair, special memory testing procedures have been initiated. Not the same as lie detector testing, the new mem...

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Conference highlights inequality for dwarfs, lesbians and many other minorities

At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...

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Trump initiates lie detector testing plus water treatment in White House basement

Funny story: Trump initiates lie detector testing plus water treatment in White House basement

President Trump is aware that previous presidents, as with Mr. Obama, have used lie detector testing on staff. The President has also been in contact with newly appointed head of the CIA, Gina Haspel, on water boarding, as needed, in search of the...

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Wanted: Young inexperienced Naïve Fool Java Programmer

Funny story: Wanted: Young inexperienced Naïve Fool Java Programmer

San Francisco, CA - Want Add Wanted: young foolish inexperienced Java Programmer willing to work with Eclipse IDE. You’ll be paid handsomely in this position, (bending over or on your knees), enough to share a room with only five other guys, or whatever things they call the natives here. Experienced need not apply. We don’t want anyone smarter than the hiring manager since he is a fr...

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John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery

Funny story: John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery

To paraphrase the lyrics of Oscar Hammerstein II, written for the musical South Pacific, in a song titled, A Wonderful Guy, John McCain was a: “Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, (deep breath) wonderful, wonderful guy.” Amen. He was...

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Supreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations

Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations

Washington, D. C. - Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee, has been on the hot seat for weeks. And, it gets hotter! Just being nominated by the Trumpster is enough to make him another of the Left's most hated men in America. He is a m...

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Man's Glasses Are Close To Being Retired

Funny story: Man's Glasses Are Close To Being Retired

A man who wears spectacles in the Cambodian second city of Battambang is tonight considering splashing out on a new pair, after the frames in his current pair cracked again - for a fifth time! Moys Kenwood, 55, has been wearing the non-prescriptio...

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School Director Spoke As If He Had Wooden Jaws

Funny story: School Director Spoke As If He Had Wooden Jaws

The Director of a school in Bangkok spoke in such a way that, anyone listening to him would have assumed that the man's jaws had been fashioned from wood. The man, who can't be named because I don't fancy the repercussions, looked rather like he w...

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Trump nearly adopts Nellie The Elephant as his mid-term election campaign theme song

Funny story: Trump nearly adopts Nellie The Elephant as his mid-term election campaign theme song

Donald Trump initially announced today he had selected the 1950's children's song Nellie The Elephant as his theme song for the forthcoming mid-term election. Trump explained this morning in Washington DC. "I know this song very, very well from my...

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Dinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door

Funny story: Dinosaur attacks Florida family, scratches back door

Palm Tree, Florida—In God-forsaken Palm Tree, an unincorporated town nestled in the Everglades, Jackie Tripper “went ballistic,” her husband Jack told The Spoof, when she saw "an honest-to-God dinosaur.” “Jackie had just dropped acid while watchin...

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Baby Sucked Woman's Tit

Funny story: Baby Sucked Woman's Tit

There was a mixture of disbelieving stares and embarrassed glances in a Battambang park earlier today, when a woman whipped out a tit and offered it up to a baby to suck - in full view of anybody who wanted to see! The disgraceful scene took place...

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Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

Funny story: Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

USA All the Way—Now that he's wed Hailey “Bald” Wynn, the blonde bombshell who shaves “down there,” teen heartthrob Justin “Canuck” Bieber wants to become an American. But he also wants to retain his Canuck citizenship. “As he says to me,” his blu...

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