If you take a good look at the coastline of Haiti, you will see plenty of garbage, debris, flies, and fecal matter. It is no surprise, that in light of this and President Trump's comments, Haiti is set to change its name to Shithole.
Haiti's President, Jovenel Moïse, says, "President Trump might have meant it as an insult, but we are mighty proud of our shithole and have decided to rename our country to just that. We have quite a diversity in microorganisms and rodents that rival those of any other nation."
Yves Toussaint, a random citizen says, "Not only are we proud that we are a shithole, we'd like to share that joy with all other nations. Maybe European women can help, if you know what I mean."
The White House has no comments, but anonymous sources say that President Trump seemed a bit flattered by the proposal.
Meanwhile, refugee activists say that they will gladly support refugees from Shithole. According to an activist calling himself Lettuce Zinn, "They are humans like the rest of us and whatever they call their homeland doesn't matter to us."