Nabisco has announced it is fed up with all the loser crackers in the Senate giving their cracker products a bad name. Amongst others, Nabisco has agreed to remove Orin Hatched, Charles Assley, Lindsey Gram, John Cornin, Ted Cruise, Ben Sassy, Jeff Flake, Mike Crapo and some other crumbs that Nabisco will recycle.
Nabisco's Director of Cracker Antiquities stated, "We were surprised to find there were so many crackers left in the U.S. Senate, we thought they starting to thin out after 8 years with Obama as President, but no they have persisted for decades. We will remove them and turn them into some some nice saltines."
Nabisco had no answer for how the House would be dealt with. "We will wait to see what is left after the next election," said the Director of Cracker Antiquities.
