Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 27 September 2018

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Darth Vader in cheerful planet-destroying mood.

Shane Millichip, a senior writer at Disney, has revealed the film we are all waiting for, 'Dave and Gary - The Deathstar IT Guys - A Star Wars Story', is set to be released in November 2021.

Set on the Death Star in a galaxy far, far away, and a long time ago, the story looks at Dave and Gary's last day on the Death Star before it is destroyed by Luke Skywalker, the Jedi hero we all applauded loudly as children before, as adults, we realised that he is a mass murderer, guilty of causing the manslaughter of thousands of office drones, repairmen etc.

What makes the story, is the rambunctious nature of the two main protagonists. Gary is fresh out of university, looking to make some money to pay of his student loans, and Dave is just one day away from retirement when the Death Star is destroyed.

The film is packed full of all of the characters we love, from Darth Vader to Yoda, and making his first appearance in a Star Wars film is Fozzy from the Muppets, who shares a voice, but none of the irritating syntax of Yoda.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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