Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 19 September 2018

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Miss Piggy and him started it all and now poor Ernie and Bert are feeling the 'heat!'

Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is).

A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?), who shouldn't even be watching the programme, because Ernie and Bert are not 'gay', but just good friends! However, might they be?

In the past we've seen examples of rival puppet show The Muppet Show causing sexual outrage among the minds of twisted parents, and here are just a few:

1) Miss Piggy and Kermit were lambasted because how the hell could a Pig love a frog? Fanatical Religious leaders called them 'Zoophilians'!

2) Statler and Waldorf, infamous hecklers on the balcony were gay, no doubt, although it was claimed they had ex-wives, but that was a Rock Hudson cover up!

3) Gonzo the penguin was a Bi because that's what penguins are, Bi!

Anyway, kids who should be watching Sesame Street only, don't give a crap about any puppets sexuality. In addition, dopey parents should keep their noses out of their kid's business and watch their own cartoon character shows like:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, and especially South Park, etc. But maybe the intellectual, cryptic scripts on these shows are too much for dumbo parents to 'capiche', so let kids enjoy them instead – don’t believe me, check out the toys and kids tees in Walmart!

Parents should stick to watching politics, The Trump Show (Fox and Friends) is full of jokingly funny innuendos.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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