Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Sunday, 16 September 2018

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A high level official in the Buffalo Bills organization, who refuses to reveal his name, has decided to reveal all in a shocking confession that will rock the football world.

"I had to get this off my chest. It's not fair to the fans. Those poor suckers believe their team has a chance. The guilt finally got to me."

The truth is they are not a real team. They are like the Washington Generals who play against the Harlem Globetrotters.
They're not supposed to win. Their function is to make the other teams look good.

We let them almost win a game once in a while, just to make it look good, but the truth is they haven't a prayer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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