Trump Appoints Bill Cosby To Supreme Court

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Friday, 28 September 2018

image for Trump Appoints Bill Cosby To Supreme Court

President Trump signed an executive order, bypassing the confirmation process, and placing the former actor as judge for life on the nation's highest judiciary body.

"I like rapists who win," said the serial perv, "not losers who let the victim get away."

"He may not be a judge, in the legal sense, but he is a very fine person."

"I love it when he makes those goofy faces, and silly noises."

"Just don't eat or drink anything the man gives you. I learned that lesson the hard way."

Judge Cosby will determine the fate of people who are not rich and famous.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more