President Trump signed an executive order, bypassing the confirmation process, and placing the former actor as judge for life on the nation's highest judiciary body.
"I like rapists who win," said the serial perv, "not losers who let the victim get away."
"He may not be a judge, in the legal sense, but he is a very fine person."
"I love it when he makes those goofy faces, and silly noises."
"Just don't eat or drink anything the man gives you. I learned that lesson the hard way."
Judge Cosby will determine the fate of people who are not rich and famous.