Investigators were able to speak to Ms. Daniels yesterday on revelations that may play a vital role in the upcoming midterm elections.
That is,Ms. Daniels has declared there is some abnormality in the President’s physiology, possibly indicating he is not fit for the office.
This charge, following indications last week that Mr. Trump has at times been unhinged and in need of care-taking by White House staff, could add to the list of the President’s problems.
If Democrats take the House in November, impeachment proceedings may follow, with Ms. Daniel’s concerns near the top of the list.
She felt the need to come forward with this information in the event his abnormality indicated other serious dysfunction.
That is, with the normal male phallus, its tip resembles the end of a well-made bomb, “not a mushroom as with a Mario Kart character,” she said.
She said she could consult her records and accumulate a large number of personal studies to verify her observation on the shape of the normal male apparatus when priapic.
Current developments in the nation’s political hysteria, she added, persuaded her to come forward on Mr. Trump’s peculiar condition.
She asked if this manifestation in the president indicated there might be similar deviations in normal anatomy, possibly in the neo-cortex and other cerebral areas.
“If so, should he have proximity to the red button?” she asked.
It was this noble concern that brought her forward with the startling nature of the President’s appendage, she emphasized.
Ms. Daniels, however, maintained that she saw “good potential” in the President’s aberration, if he would just confine it to romance.
Choosing her words carefully, she indicated that his particular malformation may indeed account for a certain strong admiration from females in Mr. Trump’s life.
There was (to use her words) “the toadstool-like quality did include a certain vibrating tendency” that showed a good deal of promise—in matters of amour, that is.
Asked to explain further, Ms. Daniels stated that she personally had been quite disappointed in Mr. Trump’s performance but she understood “his potential.”
She is also considering entering Phd studies with a focus on “presidential penises through the years, and their implications for political office.”
