A self-driving car has reportedly struck a moon-walking pedestrian this morning in San Francisco.
Speaking on behalf of Testa Motors, Noel Skum stated that the computers in current self-driving cars have difficulty determining the direction of travel of a moon-walking human figure.
"We're working on the software as I speak. However, until upgrades are complete, I recommend that pedestrians turn their baseball caps backwards before attempting to moonwalk across busy intersections. Either that or hammer- walk -- it's much safer."
The pedestrian, who had been grooving to the album "Fresh Outta Condoms" by the rap trio GWC (Goyim With Chutzpah), did not appear to be seriously hurt in the mishap. However, his earbuds did become hopelessly entangled in his dreadlocks.