Internet goes into meltdown after Identity of new Doctor Who monster leaked online

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Friday, 21 September 2018

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New Doctor Who Baddy - The Wo-Men

Fan forums worldwide have gone into meltdown when it emerged that footage of a new, previously unheard of, Doctor Who monster, had been leaked online. Called the 'Wo-Men', they are in fact a race of Cybermen. Unlike their cold, logical, counterparts the Wo-Men are hot-headed, irrational and prone to unexpected outbursts.

It appears the Wo-Men were originally the domestic servants of the Cybermen who rose up to demand an equal fifty percent share of the entire universe.

New Doctor, Jodie Whittaker, will go head-to-head with the new baddies in the opening episode. Has the Doctor met her match? Fortunately, every monster has its Achilles heel, the Wo-Men are easily defeated by glass ceilings and are out of commission for at least four days every month.

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