Scroobiious Moneybags from the Sell My Grandmother's Back Teeth Television Company has hit upon a brilliant new idea.
Speaking at a press conference earlier today, he unveiled his newest idea - Water-Cooler television. He said: ' I hear all of the experts saying that the Bodyguard is Water-Cooler television, so I had an even better idea:why don't I just set up a television channel for Water-Coolers. A special programme about each one, an hour-long show for every office that has a water-cooler, like Big Brother, but more like that documentary from years ago, you know the one at an office. I can't remember what it was called now though. It would be so meta, so post-modern, people will be talking about it for years to come. At least until Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister anyway'.