At a fancy dinner attended by all the great dignitaries of world affairs, the president and first concubine of China were caught in open mouth stares when they heard the translation of what Melania Trump's t-shirt read.
The ambassador to Chile spit taked his chocolate pudding with a violent torrent into the face of the wife of the head of Ecuador.
The president didn't seem phased by the shirt.
The Commander in Chief pulled open his vest to reveal his shirt, which read, "I'm with stupider."
With a silly grin on his face he remarked, "We have pet names for each other."