Sexual Misconduct Amongst Elderly More Popular Due To Kavanaugh Case

Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 28 September 2018

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What she wouldn't give for a bit of Sexual Misconduct!

Sexual misconduct amongst the over-75s is on the increase due to the extensive coverage of the case against beleaguered Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, it has been claimed.

Hans Zimmerframe, a man who knows a lot of old people, said:

"The case has clearly had an astonishing and regenerative effect on those citizens whose memories were a little bit hazy, and who had forgotten about just how much fun a session of sexual misconduct can be."

A survey conducted yesterday, at a mall somewhere, to find out whether or not over-75s had been indulging in a bit of sexual misconduct in light of its current popularity, found that more than 90% of the 11 people asked said they had. Greta Wabash (pictured) is 101. She said:

"I'm almost too old now, but what I wouldn't give for an evening of sexual misconduct!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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