San Francisco, CA - Want Add
Wanted: young foolish inexperienced Java Programmer willing to work with Eclipse IDE.
You’ll be paid handsomely in this position, (bending over or on your knees), enough to share a room with only five other guys, or whatever things they call the natives here.
Experienced need not apply. We don’t want anyone smarter than the hiring manager since he is a friend of the owner.
So, if you like walking through poop on the way to work (you’d never find a parking spot), apply today to any of the technology giants.
Free slice of pizza every other Friday.