Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 18 September 2018

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Fat Lady Sings

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer was an integral part of the Love Bird team with disgraced agent, Peter Strzok. Even though she was fashionably thin, she was given the call sign, "Fat Lady" by her smirking counterpart.

"Dude, I wouldn't mind getting into her knickers."

"Your chances are Slim and None. And I'm Slim and you're None."

"Looks bad, huh?"

"Can't believe she was hosing that wimpy bastard."

"Whoever said life was fair, Dirty?"

As Republicans searched for anti-Trump bias in the handling of the Clinton email and Trump-Russia investigation, Rep. Mark Meadows said that Lisa Page was "singing like a fuzzy-throated wren, and is a very credible witness."

A partial transcript of her testimonial song:

“Ms. Page, did you and Agent Strzok ever engage in (redacted) while trying to (redacted) President Trump?”

Page: "Yes, it was a turn-on for both of us. The only time that Peter could get it (redacted) was when we were discussing different ways we could (redacted) Trump."

“What was the insurance policy that you discussed in your text messages?”

Page: “Both Peter and I were so concerned that if our spouses found out that we were (redacted) around behind their back, they would kill us. So we took out million dollar life insurance policies on each other. Simple as that.”

“What about the phoney dossier that Hillary paid for that was leaked to the press? Do you really believe it was necessary for Putin to send two hookers up to his Moscow hotel room just to pee on his bed?”

Page: “From what I understood, Vladimir decided to send two girls up so that if Mr. Trump fell asleep while having (redacted), they would have someone to chat with.”

“Slim, would you wake me up when this is over?”

“It’s over, Dirty. The Fat Lady has sung.”

NOTE: Stay tuned for next episode.....

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