Helsinki, Finland - Koyboy Mango, President of Finland, phoned the emergency line at the Spoof.com, 1-Get-The-Poop, to alert the world to an alarming situation.
The people are getting sores on the back of their feet.
Scientist Shamoreda Crapolasky speculates that the sores are caused by ocean pollution caused by red tides, Corexit, and Fukushima.
But most people blame the Fins. The Fins that they must always wear, just in case they fall into the water.
We interviewed Joe Finsky, a typical Finlander and he totally blames the Fins.
“I’m sick and tired of wearing Fins all the time. My feet are getting rubbed raw. I’m moving to Lapland”, he told us.
The people of Lapland are understandably nervous. One lady there hoped that they weren’t migrating there to dance.
