An out-of-work waster who decided to leaf through the pages of a mail order clothing catalogue, was pleasantly surprised when he got a huge erection.
Ron Dickson had time on his hands, and picked up his wife's Freeman's catalogue when he saw it lying on the floor. As he lifted it up, it opened on a page showing Ladies Lingerie. Immediately, he felt a twinge in his cock.
He was aroused.
As Dickson turned the bra pages, he became more turned-on, and his lob-on turned into a stonk-on. Still he gazed at the smooth, silky skin of the partially hidden breasts, and licked his lips.
When he reached the page on which the suspenders were displayed, his penis almost smashed the zip of the fly in his jeans, fast becoming what is known to readers of Roger's Profanisaurus as a 'Darth Vader's Hatstand'. Dickson was perspiring profusely.
Finally, he reached the Men's section, and his cock achieved the status of Diamond Cutter - the hardest erection known to man, and, rapidly losing control of his senses, his head fairly swimming, he let loose with a volley of
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