There were 371 spoof news stories published in February 2023. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Black Hole Discovered on Earth!
So the Chinese and their white balloon is met by America and its black chemical cloud of death. Who to hate more? The planet Earth now has a mole, just like Jupiter. And what's that big red spot made up of? And how many living things are on th…
Read full storyBig Nose Hairy Sneezes Top Secret Surveillance
A man with the world’s longest nostril hairs has been recruited by MI5 as a double secret spy, since every one of the hairs poking from his nose can pick up secret communications from around the world … and beyond! With a slight tweak of certain h…
Read full storyA New Pfizter Variant Targets Comedy
A whistleblower who used to work for big-pharma giant Pfizter has told the US Weekly Medical News Picayune that all variants are created in the lab, and that some can be directed specifically towards certain types of people: “Like any egotistical…
Read full storyGum is Good and Won’t Grow Aliens in Your Stomach, Maybe
PFfizer (or however you spell it) has put vaccines in gum! For all those bratty kids and their suspicious parents who don’t want to take their medicine … who doesn’t love a stick of gum? This gum is different, however. It sticks so well, that you…
Read full storyArchaeological Dig in North Korea Finds No Wheel
A rare moment in archaeology has occurred in North Korea. First, it was amazing that Kim Jong-Un even let in foreign scientists to study the prehistory of the top of the Korean peninsula, but then again, Kim’s dictatorship doesn’t exactly encoura…
Read full storyGenetic Dodos Coming Back … For No Apparent Reason
A genetic research group that enjoys playing god wants to bring back the dodo. And maybe some dinosaurs. And maybe Abe Lincoln. And maybe Donald Trump (he died, right? He didn’t? Oh, sorry, wrong news source.) A spokesperson named Shecky (not sure…
Read full storyNeanderthals 90,000 Years ago Had Crab-Fests in Portugal
Our genetically close cousins Mr. and Mrs. Neander - lived in a seaside cave in Portugal 90,000 years ago. Excavations of one such cave - Grutada Figueroa Brava, 20 miles south of Lisbon was just completed - according to CCN News. The large…
Read full storyFast Food Drones – Duck and Cover!
Fast food giants across the USA love seeing all those drones in Ukraine dropping bombs on unsuspecting Russians sleeping in their tanks that they want in on the drone business too! Preliminary tests are being done, and burgers and fries and tacos…
Read full storyDude … Where’s My Hover Car?
Since the 1950s, we were all promised hover cars. Where are they? Well, old Elon his Muskiness, has introduced the world’s first hover car! I was given a private tour of the facility where cars of the future are being made today! (Wasn’t that a…
Read full storyShould Earth 2.0 Be A No-Go? Let Your Grandkids Decide, You Crotchety Old Bastard!
It’s called DICER, or a Diffractive Interfero Coronagraph Exoplanet Resolver. What is it? A big telescope some scientist want to float into outer space to look for other Earth’s, or, in modern day geek speak, Earth 2.0. “We are excited to find ano…
Read full storyThe Trump Variant
And yet another variant, but this one is definitely highly suspect! The Trump Variant. Let that sink in. Trump was asked to explain: “I am the greatest, as everyone knows, so great that my body creates variants – but ones that make you he…
Read full storyElon Musk’s Swan Song Begins Once the Messenger is Dead
It’s not easy bringing bad news to the Dictator of Twitter. An old saying goes: “Don’t shoot the messenger”, but every dictator seems to ALWAYS shoot the messenger. Elon shot his. A Twitter employee delivered the bad news that Elon wasn’t as popul…
Read full storyHitler’s Moustache Brought Back to Life!
Scientists living in the jungles of Paraguay have played god after they found the lost Hitler’s moustache! That’s right, the bullet Hitler put into his brain in the bunker – sure, it hit his head, but the moustache survived! And now it’s back –…
Read full storyWhy Japan Won’t Go To The Moon
Why won’t Japan – with all of its advanced technology and everything needing to be cute – go to the moon? The Chinese are there and the Americans said they were there a whole bunch of times, they even have a mailbox there for any interstellar mail co…
Read full storyA New Shroud of Turin Discovered with a Godly Orgasm
Fungaza, Italy - A new shroud of Turin – now in Fungaza – has been found. Like the Turin shroud, this shows a bearded man lying prone with hands over his genitals – so as not to offend the Lord when dead – with holes piercing his hands and feet and a…
Read full storyBad Sign Language Could Lead to Short-Lived Illuminati Stardom
Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis won big at SAG awards, but their masters are not pleased! In the above photo, we can see Yeoh and Curtis trying to give each other the Illuminati hand sign, acknowledging their true lords and masters who make cel…
Read full storyMexico Is Preparing To Invade Guatemala
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of The Land of Ole, Ole, Ole, state that the Republic of Mexico has had it with the drug antics of Guatemala. Mexico's President Andres "Andy" Lopez Obrador, points out that he has warned the drug c…
Read full storyListerine Keeps Confessions Clean!
The American Department of Justice has realized that the CIA and FBI are both criminal cartels bigger and more powerful than any mafia, so they cannot be trusted with … THE LIST! So they sent me, Marlowe, no first name given, a private dick, to in…
Read full storyWhataburger Is Now More Popular Than Burger King
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just announced that the Whataburger food franchise has just surpassed the Burger King food chain in popularity. AFNA writer Calypso Igloo writes that the Texas-based fast food giant…
Read full storyRussian Autocrat Vladimir Putin Tells North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un That Trump Was Nothing But a Jive Ass Pussy
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Boom Boom News (North Korea) reports that Kim Jong-un recently sent a text to Putin asking him how the war with the Ukraine was going, the high rising cost of vodka, and if he is still dilly dallying with the Stromovich twins…
Read full storyHillbillies gets rich in Mexico
Mexico (News of the World) — From steamed Tamales to hot pot Menudo, traditional Mexican food has often proved hugely popular in the West. Now, Mexican restaurant owners are hoping they have found the next delicacy to crack the tourist market --…
Read full storyA Porn Star Has Opened Up The Nation's First Finger Licken' Chicken Restaurant
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that a well-known porn star Pretzel Garibaldi, has just gone into the fried chicken fast food business. Miss Garibaldi has opened up Pretzel's Finger Licken' Chicken Res…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He'll Double Patrick Mahomes Salary If He Signs With The Cowboys
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The last time that the Cowboys won the Super Bowl was 26 years ago, and team owner Jerry Jones is, to use a Texas expression, fit to be tied. Jones told his statuesque wife Eugenia, and children Stephen, Charlotte, and J…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Donating $43 Million To President Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
Read full storyThe Chinese Spy Balloon Was Actually Delivering a Pizza To a Family In South Carolina
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
Read full storyAmazon and Walmart are Dead - Buy Direct from China 1/3rd the Price - Temu-Temu!
Amazon and Walmart are on the way Out according to a CCN article. It is old fashioned to buy from these two companies - who have to ship their Goods all the way from China. You can now bypass them and order from the same companies they order…
Read full storyComputer Says No
My computer asked me the other day if I was human. And then it gave me a test for me to prove myself human. I took a pen and a piece of paper and scribbled a test for the computer for it to prove to me that it was a computer. It refused to take…
Read full storyEric "Goofy" Trump Says His Daddy Is Now Eating 10 Big Macs a Day
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Eric "Goofy" Trump recently told Fox News host Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity that his daddy has become so stressed out at the thought that his old ass is going to end up in prison, that his addiction to Big Mac burgers ha…
Read full storyNew Dictionary Word Additions That Have Come About Since the Advent Of Trump
According to the people at Weckster and Merrymen Dictionary Inc. the name and term 'Trump' have taken on more meanings, definitions and nuances in the American vernacular in the past eight years than any other word in English. It stands amazingly as…
Read full storyI tried not to eat for 3 days; this is what happened!
As the title suggests, I didn't eat for three whole days and I'm here to tell you about the crazy journey that was my life during that time. Day 1: I woke up feeling super motivated to start my fast. I was convinced that this was going to be the…
Read full storyLittle Caesars Pizza Discontinues Their Seahorse Pizza
DETROIT - (Fast Food Satire) - Little Caesars Inc. has just made it known that due to popular demand, they will be discontinuing their Seahorse Pizza. Company spokesperson Luigi Guido Bambalini, 59, said that patrons just did not like the idea of…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Adding a Smoking Room To Every One of Their Restaurants
CHICAGO, Illinois - (Satire News) - McDonalds makes it a point to always listen to its customers, and many of them have asked that Mickey D's please add a smoking room to their restaurants One smoker Ezra "Smokey" Hopquist from Alligator Nuts, Flo…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Invites President Biden To Buckingham Palace
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Royal Fog Research Group notes that the UK's new king, Charles III, has invited the great President Biden to visit him and his stunningly sexy wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles for a sit-down dinner and musical co…
Read full storyHarry & Meghan Breathe Sigh Of Relief Over UK Fruit & Veg Shortage
A shortage of some fruits and vegetables in the United Kingdom that has prompted rationing at most major supermarkets that could last until May, has left Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle breathing a sigh of relief. With tomatoes, and cabbag…
Read full storyIs Vanilla a Flavor – Or A Stinking Lie?
Ice cream scientists the world over are asking some important questions, and getting few answers. Sure, we can all agree that chocolate is a flavor … a sweet delicious manly flavor that never lets you down and keeps you craving for more – MORE god…
Read full storyA Woman In Scotland Loses 89 Pounds In Two Weeks On The Sesame Seed Diet
GLASGOW, Scotland - (World Satire) - The United Kingdom's Ta Ta For Now News reports that a chambermaid from Old Kilt, Scotland, says that for the past 17 years she had been 93 pounds overweight. Maddie McTissyfinch, 38, said that her great grandm…
Read full storyProtesting the Protest is Against the Anti-Protest Law – So Shut It!
Here in Britain, people will no longer be allowed to protest anything. The price of this and that going up – so what, take it, accept it, but thou shalt not protest. To protest the anti-protest law is illegal. (Now if that’s not straight outa Orwe…
Read full storyIndian Chief Sitting Bull's Great, Great, Great, Granddaughter Appears In The TV Western "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town, says that the tremendously popular hit TV Western, "Hell On Wheels" has signed the great, great, great granddaughter of Sioux Chief Sitting Bull, to appear on the Old West railroad show.
Read full storyThe King and the Corgis Go For A Walk
Sir Nigel Hufflesnuff, the Royal Dog Walker, is sad. The Queen is gone, but her corgis remain, and they are saddest of all, so thinks Nigel. After several attempts through various intermediaries, Nigel has tried to bring the corgis to the attentio…
Read full storySenator Ted "Dracula" Cruz Says He Wants To Be Trump's 2024 Running Mate
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Sen. Ted "Dracula" Cruz told GOPicky Magazine writer Tabitha Wishywater that he would like to be Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign running mate. Cruz, who, along with Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbo…
Read full storyA Volcano Has Just Formed In The English Channel
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - England's Bee's Knees News Agency reports that a huge volcano has just formed in the English Channel, off the coastal town of Portsmouth, England. One of England's most respected meteorologist Abner "The Bloke…
Read full storyChurchill's speeches increase milk production
SHROPSHIRE, England – (Satire News) – Pleasant speech increases milk production, a semi-scientific field research proves. In Shropshire, which is the real milk tank of England, a group of ranchers decided to raise their production to a new level.
Read full storyMcDonalds Introduces Its Adults Only Big Mac, McFries, and McBeer Combo
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The McDonalds fast food chain has just come up with a new menu meal combo that has proved to be extremely successful. Mickey D's has started selling it's Big Mac, McFries, and McBeer Combo for Adults Only, in…
Read full storyMexico's Famed 49th Air Force Division Is Heading To Fight The Russians In The Russian-Ukrainian War
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Says That Haters Hate Because They're Bitter, They're Arrogant, and They're Talentless Assholes
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The queen of twerking talked to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, about her Hollywood Star on the world-famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Miley said that she is one of the youngest, sexiest, and thinnest celebs…
Read full storyA Royal Air Force Fighter Jets Shoots Down a Chinese Drone That Was Hovering Over Liverpool
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart reveals that Buckingham Palace has informed her that a Royal Air Force fighter jet has shot down a Chinese drone that was flying over the city of Liverpool. Reports are t…
Read full storyGov. Ron DeSantis Says That Trump Is So Fucking Fat He Makes Gov. Sarah "The Milk Cow" Huckabee Look Anorexic
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The man who hates Trump more than anyone is Gov. Ron DeSantis, who says if Trump suddenly turned into a doughnut, he would feed (him) to Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee, who would no doubt eat him in less than 2 se…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
Read full storyMexico Buys A Spy Balloon From China And You Won't Believe What It Plans To Do With It
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - El Ole News reports that the President of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just purchased a used spy balloon from the Republic of China for 10,000 pesos [$500 US]. President Andy said that his country g…
Read full storyCustomer Lines At The New Whataburger In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Stretch For Four Blocks
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Food Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just informed the public that the newest Whataburger Restaurant in Mexico, is doing record-breaking business. The Orange W eatery is selling out a new food item that Whatabur…
Read full storyThe United States Sends 80 Surveillance Spy Balloons To Fly Over China
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the US media that the president has sent 80 spy balloons to fly over China and take photos of military installations. Miss Jean-Pierre, said that of the…
Read full storyZombie Ivana is Stealing Donald’s Balls
Ivana Trump’s grave has been moved on Donald’s golf course. Problem: the bitch ain’t dead! Witnesses have said that during a full moon, if their balls land anywhere near Ivana’s grave, she reaches up out of the ground and snatches the ball – wreck…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Lost Her Front Teeth
Miley Cyrus has lost her two front teeth, and doesn’t know where to find them. Sounds like a nursery rhyme … but those big choppers of Ms. Cyrus were her key to fame. She sang like an angel, but now ever lyric comes out with a whistle. Does she wh…
Read full storyThe FBI Will Be Arresting Texas Governor Greg "Wheels" Abbott For Refusing To Pay His Super Bowl Bet To Gov. Sarah Huckabee
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Texas Governor Greg Abbott has been called lots of things, an asshole, a turdhead, a low-life rattlesnake, and an ugly-looking hemorrhoid. Abbott, who is as ugly as Arkansas Governor Sarah "Chubs" Huckabee, but not…
Read full storyTit 4 Tat … Ping Pong Rules the Sky
The Tit 4 Tat is really heatin’ up. China sends weather balloons with cameras to watch … clouds and rain? Do they not have those things in China? Went off course … and it took them so long to find it, they waited until the Americans found it … and…
Read full storyA Chinese Surveillance Balloon Is Spotted in The Oklahoma Sky
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - Several citizens of Tulsa report seeing a Chinese surveillance balloon in the Oklahoma sky. Cory "Bubba" Quillbox, 52, one of several Oklahomans who saw the ping pong ball looking object, said that the spy balloon…
Read full storyNRA Amusement Park for Killing Good Fun!
Another mass shooting in America … and the NRA have decided to celebrate! They are currently having a ribbon-cutting ceremony in Kentucky for a brand new NRA Theme Park, called Shooty McGee’s! There, moms and dads and especially the groomed kid…
Read full storyMan Eats Record Pancake to Impress Jesus and Walmart Girl
Reggie Noogie ate a 300 pound pancake in celebration of Lent or Ash Wednesday or whatever holiday the Catholics made up to get more people into their satanic churches and feed them lies and pancakes and take their “donations”, though they don’t have…
Read full storyThousands of Frustrated Philadelphia Eagles Fans Have Now Switched Over To The Pittsburgh Steelers
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres writes that the fans of Philadelphia sports teams (i.e. the Phillies, the 76ers, the Flyers, and the Union) can be some of the most fickle of any sports fans in the world; with t…
Read full story“Pussy Ass Bitch”
Pardon the language, but Pussy Ass Bitch is a direct quote used by a celebrity wife to describe Donald J. Trump, he of Mar-a-Lago. The title was posted on Twitter (rumored as a stiff competitor of The Spoof), and somehow, Mr. Trump asked that the des…
Read full storyA Correction: Bill Gates Was NOT Fucking One of His Cows
Gates owns land in California where he can put his feet up and enjoy his wealth … but, alas, without his wife. Since Melinda left town dragging her pre-nup behind her, Bill has been a little lonely. And he can’t call up his buddy Jeffery no more ‘…
Read full storyMao’s Plagiarized Poetry from the Yankee Slackback
A rare document from the 1930s, authored by Mao Tse Tung himself, confesses that Mao’s poetry was all stolen from a railroad worker in California named Wally “the Railroad Rider” Slackback. Wally used to write poems and songs about unfair working…
Read full storyBrooklyn's Goombalini Crime Family Says Trump Will Not Be Able To Run In 2024 Because Both of His Legs Will Be In a Cast
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Daily Max has just printed that the head of The infamous Goombalini mob family, Salvatore Goombalini, has stated that Don The Con (Trump) will not be able to run for president in the 2024 presidential campaign because h…
Read full storyMan Doesn’t Get Joke, So He Becomes One
Even after Hubert T. Grozny was told a joke, he didn’t get it. He wanted an explanation. So the Jokemeister of “The Komedy Klub” explained very slowly and carefully, using pie graphs and a power point presentation, deconstructing the entire joke i…
Read full storyPremier League Footballer Is Dating A Very Beautiful and Sexy Russian Spy
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC has just broken the story that premier league footballer at a a top flight club is dating one of Russia's most infamous spies. The player, with the initials D.L., has denied the alleged allegations, but BBC reporte…
Read full storyTiger Joke Smells Fishy: Sorry He Handed Justin Thomas A Tampon
BILLINGSGATE POST: This just goes to prove, once and for all, that feminists have no sense of humor. And you don’t have to be female to be a feminist. In fact, anyone can bend their gender and be offended by just about anything. That’s why men are…
Read full storyCelebs Hot, News Not, Words Get Shorter
Yayahaoo News has reported that 90% of all news in “the near future” will become news about celebrities. Only. No more boring stories about fascist dictators, or who’s poisoning the environment, or who got assassinated by someone who has lots of m…
Read full storyHow Can It Be Wrong When It Feels So Right? Shoot The Sumbitch Down!
BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
Read full storyVictoria Nuland's “Ballade of the hunk of metal at the bottom of the sea” to be performed at The White House
It has now been confirmed that Boris Johnson will offer a musical rendition of Ms. Nuland's latest poem, which is already on the docket for a literary prize, possibly the Nobel. Key phrasing in the poem comes from Ms. Nuland's remark following the…
Read full storyUS Custom Agents Find $35.8 Million In Cocaine Stuffed In Electric Vibrators
EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Custom Agents report finding cocaine stuffed in a shipment of vibrators. US agent Mills R. Sunfax said that the coke was found in 200 vibrators that were in an 18-wheeler truck that was bound for M…
Read full storyShoot-down of UFO turns out connected to Jeffrey Bezos
For the second time in a week, the US Air Force has shot down an intruder into the sovereign skies of the country. The Air Force used an F-22 and a Sidewinder missile for this action, and, according to the President, the UFO was shot down “out of…
Read full storyChina Welcomes ALL Trans People to be Famous Actors
China has opened its doors to all trans people. Wow! You’d think they would hate anyone who’s different, but a spokeslady for Chinese theatre has said: “Oh no, we love men dressed as woman in Chinese theatre. When the trans people of the world com…
Read full storyThe Reason America's Top Rated Soap Opera Changed Its Name
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk has just revealed why the most popular TV soap opera in the nation has decided to change its name. The show "As The World Turns," has been on the air for 54¼ years, and in its time it has seen 94…
Read full storyCruz Goes Home to Cuba – Viva Fidel!
Despite it being a communist country, Ted Cruz has bought land in Cuba. A paparazzi photographed Cruz on his knees on his new piece of land, weeping, saying “I’m home, papa, I’m finally home.” Why has Cruz more and more changed his appearance to l…
Read full storyFox news seeks new partnership with the department of energy
In news news, Fox News says Fox News is in search of a new agreement to replace the current one they have with the NRA. As the NRA has fallen into bankruptcy with its reputation in shambles, Fox News looks to make a side deal to get out while th…
Read full storyScotland Has Just Prohibited Couples From Engaging In Greek Style Sex
ATHENS, Greece - (Satire News) - The government of Greece, has just announced that effective in three months, the sexual coital act, known as "Greek Style" will be strictly verboten (prohibited). A spokesperson for the Greek government, Ethos Stra…
Read full storyEnforced Illiteracy Will Make You Happy, Brainless Fools!
(Remove that comma above, and read the truth!) Happy people are not good for the economy. When you’re miserable, you drink too much, eat too much, and go on shopping trips buying crap that will sit in the “stuff drawer” forever, or until the next…
Read full storyChildren’s Books to Get Historical Re-Write
Since Roald Dahl has been put through the politically correct ringer, some other dead children’s book writers are being dragged out of their graves to be given a re-write by people today who are better, stronger, smarter, more sensitive than anyone e…
Read full storyKari Lake Announces that She Has Been Elected the Queen of England
Phoenix - Former News Anchor Kari Lake has announced that, in addition to being elected Governor of Arizona last November, she was also elected the Queen of England. The First Lady of Maga-land filed suit in London demanding that King Charles abdi…
Read full storyMadonna Balloons Up To 247 Pounds!
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle told Anderson Cooper that one of the most arrogant, sarcastic, self-centered singers in the music business, Madonna Louise Ciccione, has ballooned up to 247 pounds in the nude…
Read full storyWhy do Soccer Players Run Up and Down the Field Screaming?
I am an American. Why do the Brit. Soccer players run up and down the field Screaming all the time? Seems like they come on the field Screaming - do big - mouthed Screaming all during the game - and Screaming the end. The producers of sla…
Read full storyIn Past - Trump Detected by Chinese Spy Balloons From 50,000 Feet
Recently there was white Chinese spy balloon - which Biden shot down. In the past - when Trump was President - the Chinese also sent several spy balloons over America. Most passed over military bases in California, Texas and Florida. None were d…
Read full storyNo “Child” Left Behind in North Korea
North Korea found the internet! And it purchased and trained a kid to pretend she has a glorious life, just like a normal child. Again, North Korea has made itself so isolated from the world – thinking that was a good move – that it can’t see the…
Read full storyI want to be rich, how can I do it quickly?
While it's understandable that many people want to become wealthy quickly, there is no guaranteed or foolproof way to achieve this. Most legitimate paths to wealth require time, effort, and sometimes even luck. Beware of scams or get-rich-quick schem…
Read full storyTom Brady Wants To Buy The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Now that he has officially retired and is heading into the sports announcing booth, Tom Brady, ex-husband of the sexy, lasciviously sultry lingerie model Gisele Bundchen, says he would like to purchase the Tampa…
Read full storyThe New Paris Protest Song for Revolution and Good Wine Pairings
The streets of Paris run red … with light and song and minstrels in the streets, banging their tambourines and ringing their bells, chanting and singing a new song for a new revolution! Will the world take notice, or will the media cameras of the…
Read full storyCEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example
Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.
Read full storyAll Hail The Schwab of Cheops!
Who is this man known as Klaus Schwab? I, Hefty Baggie, the world’s most intrepid reporter, went deep undercover and put on my lederhosen to scale the highest mountain in Switzerland, where I found the World Economic Forum secret hideaway and Supe…
Read full storyA Freshman High School Pitcher In San Antonio Throws 107 MPH
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba, a writer with the Sports Bet Gazette reports that a 16-year-old freshman pitcher who attends San Antonio's Sandy Koufax High School has a damn fastball that has been clocked at 107 mph. The fr…
Read full storyThe San Francisco City Council Votes Down The City's New Gay Slogan
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency writes that the S.F. City Council has voted down the city's new proposed gay slogan. Council Member Greggy Skywax, told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, who has a gay grandmother (maternal…
Read full storyNFL quietly follows in MLB footsteps by introducing ghost referee rule
In deference to Major League Baseball’s effort to speed up extra-inning games and reduce the risk of injury to its athletes by instituting the so-called ghost runner rule, the National Football League has initiated a rules change permanently installi…
Read full storyFat-Butt Trump - as a Gentleman - Won't Call Ron DeSantis 'Meatball Ron' Anymore
Trump is in a secret PR war with DeSantis for the 2024 presidential nomination. The Indian - American woman Nikki Haley also would like to be President. Apparently in private conversations Trump has reportedly called DeSantis 'Meatball Ron'…
Read full storyRambo Trudeau Saving Haiti from Crips & Bloods
Canada has sent its military down to Haiti to break up some gang action. Really? This is what the Canuck military does? Will they be heading to do some drive-by damage to the Crips and Bloods in Los Angeles next? Does Canada not have gangs of its…
Read full storyRap Star Gets Arrested – AGAIN – for Either Being Black or Writing a Song, Whatever Fits
Rising Rap Super Star, Homey B-Boy Pizza Slice Fresh Dope Gang Dog, has released his latest album, “Mass Shootie My Booty”, with a big hit that is making the police of America worried and nervous that people still don’t see them as “their friendly ne…
Read full storySpoof Corrections And Apologies
Occasionally the Spoof discovers an error in its reporting of daily events, and would like to take this opportunity to rectify these errors. An early Spoof news article from 19,612 B.C. quoted a caveman named 'Rarg' as saying, "Ug ug ! Grog gug u…
Read full storyJesus On Toast Tastes Like A Hangnail
Harry Berry from Muskogee Wisconsin saw Jesus on a piece of toast. Being a god-fearing Catholic, he ate his god. And then puked. Harry then switched to Buddhism because “The Buddists don’t make you eat shit, do they? I ate that toast and it tasted…
Read full storyThe Rich and The Robots: A Love Story
Putin and Elon Musk have many things in common, and here’s one: they both love AI, or robots. Soon, robots will reach such advanced levels that you will no longer have a job. There will be robot police on every corner who can recite all the laws f…
Read full storyTom Brady To Join Sunday Night Football With Al Michaels and Cris Collingsworth
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that now that the great Tom "Terrific" Brady has retired from football, he will be joining the NBC football broadcasting team of Al Michaels and Cr…
Read full storyThe Popularity of Fast Food Has Just Surpassed The Popularity of Sex In The State of North Dakota
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll reveals that fast food has really gotten quite popular in every state in the union, but especialy in North Dakota. The poll revealed that coitus is now second to fast food in 369 of North Dakot…
Read full storyWho’s Wants to Be My Baby Mama?
A Fox News disgraced reporter who got fired for developing a conscience has reported to the Alaska Church Bulletin, that: “Because the Republicans and their stacked Supreme Court overturned the abortion law, they need to counter all the negative D…
Read full storyLiz Truss is Margaret Thatcher Without a Brain
Like in the movie 'Rocky' - Liz could have been a 'Contender' if not for her incompetence and Liberal enemies. The Conservatives now have a new brain in dishy Rishi. But it is a warped brain, believing that no taxes on the rich and corporat…
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