Miley Cyrus has lost her two front teeth, and doesn’t know where to find them.
Sounds like a nursery rhyme … but those big choppers of Ms. Cyrus were her key to fame. She sang like an angel, but now ever lyric comes out with a whistle. Does she whistle like an angel? Will she have to change her career focus, and become a yodeling star? What has her daddy, Billy Ray, said? He had a one-hit wonder and milked it forever, but can his daughter be famous by trying more “brand changing lesbianism” and whistle her way to the top?
She’s currently trying out fake teeth, squeezing her mouth around them, but they’re smaller than her usual horse – I mean, teeth. Daddy even says her smile is different. “I don’t know if’n it’s my little angel no more. What have you done with my Miley, Satan?!” cried Billy Ray to the ceiling fan.
But the fan didn’t answer … will Miley’s fans answer when she comes a-whistling?
