Miley Cyrus Says That Haters Hate Because They're Bitter, They're Arrogant, and They're Talentless Assholes

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 21 February 2023

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"Miley said Trump asked for a twerk and she told him to get Putin to twerk him." -ANDERSON COOPER

WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The queen of twerking talked to Daily Drama writer Cinderella St. Lamb, about her Hollywood Star on the world-famous Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Miley said that she is one of the youngest, sexiest, and thinnest celebs to ever receive the star.

When asked about the criticism that she is not talented, Miley smirks and says that when the Beatles came out, music critics said they wouldn't last three months.

She noted that they said the same about The Rolling Stones, who are still going strong after 60, years, and like Mick Jagger's great grandson Reggie Jagger recently said, "my great grandpa took pretty much every drug know to man, and he can still jump and prance, and act like he's got the body of a 21-year-old."

Miley notes that she knows that their are talentless individuals, mostly women, who hate her because of her movie star looks, and her Miss America charm, but she quickly adds that all of her haters can kiss her G-spot.

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