MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - El Ole News reports that the President of Mexico, Andres "Andy" Manuel Lopez Obrador, has just purchased a used spy balloon from the Republic of China for 10,000 pesos [$500 US].
President Andy said that his country got one hell of a deal after he also offered to throw in 200 pairs of maracas, 90 serapes, 400 cases of jalapenos, and 45 wrought iron toros.
When asked by a reporter for El Ole, what he planned to do with the used Chinese spy balloon, he whispered, "Okay, off the record, I am going to fly the spy balloon over Hong Kong. Ain't that a bitch?"
