ATHENS, Greece - (Satire News) - The government of Greece, has just announced that effective in three months, the sexual coital act, known as "Greek Style" will be strictly verboten (prohibited).
A spokesperson for the Greek government, Ethos Stratos Jr., said that Greece has never appreciated the so called "Back Door Entry" due to the fact that lots of the world's lovers make fun of the Greek sexual position, and even noted that irreverent British comedian Ricky Gervais does a full 12 minutes in his nightly Las Vegas routine on the anal boinking act.
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