The Trump Variant

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Monday, 13 February 2023

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So Great, He's Even His Own Virus

And yet another variant, but this one is definitely highly suspect!

The Trump Variant.

Let that sink in.

Trump was asked to explain:

“I am the greatest, as everyone knows, so great that my body creates variants – but ones that make you healthier! Look at me – a perfect specimen of manly manness – I’ve already given my super special variant to Melania, and she immediately went on vacation, but she didn’t tell me where, but that’s fine. My virus is just getting stronger, making America greater, I am a disease and proud of it.”

If you receive Donald’s variant, consult your local witch doctor, since this is the only way to get rid of it. Of course, Pfizer has already invented a “cure” for the variant – and only 99 out of 100 rabbits went blind and turned psychotic and tried to eat their handlers. So the cure is worse than the Donald, but only if you take it, so maybe think twice (now the whole world knows to do this, and never trust your leaders) before taking pills.

Unless they come from some guy named Vinny in a dark alley. He’s got the good shit!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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