Scientists living in the jungles of Paraguay have played god after they found the lost Hitler’s moustache!
That’s right, the bullet Hitler put into his brain in the bunker – sure, it hit his head, but the moustache survived!
And now it’s back – with a vengeance!
Molecular evil was found in the moustache hairs, soaked in good, thick evil, that could still be milked and soak into whomever wears the ‘stache’.
Who will it be? The devil will soon come out of South America, where Catholics are king (ye shall known them by their moustaches!) and rise to take over the world with his smooth talk and debonair stride and fancy suits – and all his billions to give to anyone who will get on their knees as though he’s a Pope (the nerve!) … and then those who refuse his godly command … shall be forced to grow their own moustaches (even you, girls, no more bleaching – your lies are on your faces!) and soon be under his hairy lipped command.
Enjoy your smooth faces while you still have them, ladies!
