BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Daily Max has just printed that the head of The infamous Goombalini mob family, Salvatore Goombalini, has stated that Don The Con (Trump) will not be able to run for president in the 2024 presidential campaign because he will have both of his legs in a cast.
Sal, who with his nine brothers run the underworld show in the "Big Apple" told DM writer the extremely sexy and gorgeous Savannah Stiletto that the Nazi ass kisser's ducks have fucking come home to roost, and the little quacking mofo's are not in a row and they won't fucking be in a row.
SIDENOTE: Former New York City Mayor Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani once said of Sal that he is such a mean, ruthless fella that just the thought of what he can actually do to an enemy makes him pee in his pants.
