CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll reveals that fast food has really gotten quite popular in every state in the union, but especialy in North Dakota.
The poll revealed that coitus is now second to fast food in 369 of North Dakota's 371 towns and cities.
A couple who have been married for 72 years, Burl, 94 and Agnes 92, Cowsteen, told a rep for QuinniPinni that they would much rather have a Whopper burger or a Big Mac burger than engage in the act of "Hiding the Salami" as they refer to sexual intercourse in The Peace Garden State (ND).
SIDENOTE: The sale of condoms in the state are the lowest in the entire nation.
